Jason

You know what I love about y’all? Right now we’re pissed off about losing and saying all sorts of crazy shit, and next game we’ll all be right back watching and getting our hearts ripped out like Groundhog Day. Now matter how much this team hurts us we keep coming back.

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials. Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect. Social media + rage bait ruined that

tim duncan made first team all-nba & all-defensive second team as a ROOKIE. in year 2, he gave you a finals mvp (27 PPG, 14 RPG & 2 BPG), all-nba first team & all-defensive first team. we absolutely love wemby, but we have to chill out w/the recency bias.

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary. The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

What’s the one moment in sports you’d rewatch forever?

I have a senior on my roster who hasn’t attended my class a single day this semester. She showed up today for the first time. We have 7 days left before grades are finalized for seniors. My administrator just asked me to see what I can do to help her graduate. In case anyone here is a new follower, this is why I’m leaving public education.

This bit started in 2000. Will Ferrell walked up to Chad Smith after a screening of The Ladies Man, looked him up and down, said "You're very handsome," and walked away. They didn't speak again for 14 years. In February 2014, Ferrell did a Reddit AMA and someone pointed out the resemblance. His response: "The truth of the matter is there is no Will Ferrell. Only Chad Smith." Smith saw it, posted a video: "Stop impersonating me. Drum battle. Me and you. I've seen your skills, you don't got 'em." They raised over $300,000 for charity before they even sat down. Showed up on Fallon wearing identical KISS shirts, leather jackets, and backwards caps. Impersonated each other for the entire interview. The drum-off ended with Ferrell pulling out a cowbell and the full Red Hot Chili Peppers coming out to play "Don't Fear the Reaper." Nearly $500,000 raised total. In 2017, a fan shouted "Will Ferrell!" at Smith during a benefit concert. Smith stormed off stage. Came back 30 seconds later: "Nah I'm just fucking with you. I don't give a shit, I think it's great. I'm fucking famous because of Will Ferrell." That line is the whole story. Chad Smith has been the drummer for one of the best-selling bands in history for 38 years. Over 120 million records. Six Grammys. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And his most viral moments in the last decade have all been about looking like a comedian. Last night he walked onto the SNL stage in the same suit as Ferrell, delivered the opening monologue, got kicked off by the real host, and then spent the rest of the night behind the drum kit backing Paul McCartney. Went from impersonating the host to supporting the musical guest in the same episode. Most celebrity lookalike jokes die after a single late night segment. This one has been running for 26 years, raised half a million dollars, and the drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers just crashed the Season 51 finale of Saturday Night Live to keep it going.

🇹🇷 A stray cat in Turkey shows up every morning to hug the man who fed her. Not sometimes. Every single day. His shop is now packed with people who come just to watch.

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss? Turning something on and it just works. No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue". Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

17 year old Wemby fouling out during the FIBA U19 World Cup Final vs. USA with 2:42 remaining in the 4th Final - USA 83, France 81 Wemby: 22 points, 8 rebounds, 8 blocks Chet: 10 points and won MVP This is where it all started

Left won MVP. Right wasn't even an MVP finalist. @statmuse 31.1 PPG 33.5 PPG 6.6 APG 8.3 APG 4.3 RPG 7.7 RPG 1.7 3PM 4.0 3PM 1.4 SPG 1.6 SPG

Good on the ump for calling this a strike

Good Decisions Man

The part this post leaves out is how Woods got the role in the first place, because that's where the story gets absurd. Disney wrote Hades for Jack Nicholson. Serious. Menacing. Slow-burning villain energy. Nicholson came to the studio, got the full tour, brought his daughter dressed as Snow White. Then he walked over money. They cast John Lithgow. Lithgow recorded lines for months. His voice never clicked with the animation, and Disney fired him in August 1995, less than two years before release. Woods walks in. They hand him the script and ask for the same dark, serious read every other actor had given. He ignores it. Plays the Lord of the Underworld like a sleazy used car salesman from Long Island. Ad-libs half his lines. The directors rewrite the entire character around his improv. Roger Ebert compared it to what Robin Williams did with the Genie. The film cost $85 million and made $252 million worldwide. Disney still called it a disappointment because it was the first animated film since The Rescuers Down Under to miss $100 million domestic. And when the budget spiraled during production, Woods tried to give his salary back so they could finish the movie. He's now voiced Hades in the TV series, Kingdom Hearts, Fantasmic, House of Mouse, Disney Speedstorm, Once Upon a Studio, and basically everything else for 28 years. He's said he'll show up for any appearance, any format, any pay. Nicholson walked away from the role over a check. Woods has spent three decades trying to pay Disney to let him keep playing it.

Hot take: Athletes should be able to clap back at fans with no repercussions. I don’t care how much they get paid, sports fans talk reckless knowing athletes aren’t supposed to clap back because they’ll get fined or “exposed”

Guy rolls up on a scooter to defend a bike thief from getting beat up, then the bike thief tries to steal his scooter.

Your Big 12 All Conference Team💫

@MLFootball @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @dallascowboys @All_Things_Mavs @MavsMuse @dallasmavs This whole list is invalid without Ivan Rodriguez on it

THE TOP-10 GREATEST ATHLETES IN DALLAS SPORTS HISTORY: 1: Emmitt Smith
2: Dirk Nowitzki
3: Troy Aikman
4: Roger Staubach
5: Michael Irvin
6: Luka Dončić
7: Jason Witten
8: DeMarcus Ware
9: Jason Kidd
10: Dak Prescott What would you change…?

Stop it. He’s not even close to top 5 now.

Nikola Jokic averaged a triple double, and ended third in MVP voting. The league is a JOKE at this point. Pun intended.