Jason Edge 💙 🇺🇦

@Gillian275Gm Get well soon Barn! X

Barney doing OK. Seems a virus has taken a dislike to his liver. No pneumonia. Sepsis caught. See you on the flip side. Thanks for every well wish 🫶✨️

@Shirley82829043 @SpencerHakimian And the defecation too!

@SpencerHakimian It was only yesterday he fell asleep at Arlington Cemetery. The deflection is something else.

Trump posts this as his presidency collapses.

A postcard from sunny Sheffield

Some notes on my work ethic: -I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks. -I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security. -I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort. -when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs. -although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. -I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings. -but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension. Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2 conta.cc/4wFIDrM

Southampton Fans, don’t throw away those binoculars just yet, you’ll need them to see the action from the away end at West Ham next season!

Jenrick: "..those people who are doing a 40hrs/week & then choosing to do extra hours to look after their family.. those people can do those hours without paying any money to the tax man" Why not address the fact that people working 40hrs/week can't look after their families?

@tismenic70 Have a fantastic day!

Helllooo 👋 Good morning from Kusadasi Have a great day ☀️ #SweepOnHoliday #SweepByTheSea #Turkey

@jkd1969 @springsteen 😬

You can ask @springsteen just 1 question. What would that question be???? Mine would be after you penned the line 🎵The screen door slams🎵 did you ever think the next line you penned would be one of the most controversial lines in rock lyric history 🤣🤣🎵🎵

no Morgan Gibbs-White is the worst decision since pineapple on pizza

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣

@tismenic70 Happy birthday!!!!

Whoo hoo! Well it's another year around the sun for me! 56! How did that happen?! It's #NicsBirthday : celebrate with me 🥳🍾🥳🍾🥳🍾 🥳🍾🥳

@juliasuzanne76 Enjoy. Have a great time!

Scarbados with the kids booked for a few days in half term. Our happy place. Can't wait! Hope the weather holds out!

No Gibbs-White! 😳👎🏼

I'm in Weimar where there are traces of the people I wrote about everywhere. This was Hedwig Hetemann's shop where she repaired toys for children. It was destroyed by the SA in the pogrom of 1938 because she was Jewish. Nobody helped her. She became withdrawn and isolated. 1/2

MGW’s 25/26 season. 👊

Ridiculous. Some really odd decisions but this is right up there when you consider current form.

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

Since this tweet, 410 days ago, Tottenham Hotspur and Nottingham Forest have won the same number of Premier League matches at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (2)