Jason

@Jared_Tims Ward hits for 30 HR and 300/350/450 slash line

Happy Opening Day Eve! Give me one surprise with the #Angels in 2025. I’ll start, Nolan Schanuel is an All Star.

@Jae_Blz Yea 😈 get the game and get on our level then maybe we’ll let you play with us

@Jae_Blz I don’t think you’re ready for this information.. the game is FREE

@jasonisblank Dude I been wanting to hop on! Fsho next pay check 😂

Been reluctant to watch Arcane cause I don’t really follow LoL. Should I give it a shot?

Dr Pepper zero sugar is the best soda 🐐

@howiemandel Did you floss this morning?

Hey FANdels - leave your #AGT questions for me in the replies of this post

@JeffFletcherOCR Great.. He’ll probably be out for a year

Also, the Angels took Anthony Rendon out of the game. He was hit by a pitch earlier.

@xcjn_ And then what happened?

jayr just walked out of the bathroom and saw hatsune miku and just asked “what’s going on here” LOL

@xcjn_ Goodbye lamp, goodbye table. Goodbye light switch

goodbye house - you gave us quite literally the most sleepless nights of our lives 🤣

@xcjn_ And they were roommates!

honestly?? what kind of sandwich was it tho. we talkin subway or like, earl of sandwich??

@xcjn_ In the name of Jesus

@jasonisblank my bad, i’ll go live at church next time

lmao just laughed out loud remembering that luke threw up his “peace be w/ you” at church like this

I sometimes rewatch tiktoks that I send my friends to make sure that they’re still funny

@xcjn_ Damn bro, that sucks.. never me, but good luck though

i have an irrational fear of being hit by a low flying airplane, and there’s been so many planes and jets flying in for an air show this weekend near our house 💀

@Jared_Tims Can’t help but wonder. Would a O’Hoppe/Quero platoon work? Was it even possible?

the saga continues @noturanimebae @ItsMsjasmine

@yellhole It’s amazing to witness.. lineup of Kyrie/Booker/Uber driver/KD/ayton is going to be wild though!

i think one of the most beautiful things in the world is nba players having no idea how salary caps work

@xcjn_ It be like that sometimes

@jasonisblank musixmatch gave me different lyrics smh oh well, the girls who get it, get it

i don’t cook, i don’t clean but lemme tell ya, i got this ring 💍✨

@princesschochi They’re already clinging to any excuse