Jason Yee

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Jason Yee

Jason Yee

@jasonjyee

Mild mannered web developer by day. Ass kicking line cook by night. I'm some sort of superhero.

SF - Denver - PDX Katılım Mart 2009
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Jason Yee
Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: the next time there's a prolapsed rectum, it's allll you!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: you just have to put your head between your knees and you're ready.
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OH: you'd know if you were Australian.
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: that's delicious. It tastes like toothpaste!
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OH: there were people grinding to country music. It was very awkward.
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: he was a new englander, he ate so many clams. So. Many. Clams.
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: there's a fair amount of schlong.
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OH: she's on a diet, she can only do meat and vodka.
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: oh wow, my fingers are already sticky and I barely even touched it!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: But fisting is for EVERYBODY!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: In your mouth is better than outside!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: we're talking about pink things versus raging red things!!!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: those balls are growing on me!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH1: only $10 for 29 inches! OH2: you said size doesnt matter!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH1: ...hookers & blow! OH2: hey, mine was accidental! OH1: those aren't things you do accidentally.
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: I got unicorn horned by her!
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Jason Yee@jasonjyee·
OH: sour cream is basically just Russian ketchup!
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