Jason Bennett

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There was something so satisfying knowing all my data was put back together. I miss defragging.

Teachers everywhere are cursing google for the popcorn game today.

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

I heard this burd.

Praying mantis eating a cockroach like it's a hamburger.

@stickermule @ortmanBACON

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kabosu will live on forever in our hearts ❤️

A sister and brother's lifelong bond inspired this family business : Shots - Health News npr.org/sections/healt…

Had to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago Rat Hole

@TEBTSWrapUpShow Trick or Treat!

I’m a Clever Champ! verify.skilljar.com/c/hs94yfudvcgu @clever

📢 Parenting tip: Don’t let your kids start a rock collection. It will never be interesting to them and it will never stop growing.

I’d pay an extra $5 per month if Apple Music would stop recommending album after album of ambient sleep music where the album cover is generic waves.

I love that Bit-O-Honey rebranded and you can’t find anything about it online. The company hasn’t even updated their website. This new bee is awesome.

Tempting.

Panicking because I woke up hearing muffled voices coming from downstairs. Relieved to find is just cat snoring.

If you grew up in the 80s/90s, do you have a memory of going to @Arbys *once* with your entire family because your parents had a coupon. The coupon was not valid and your dad got irate and caused a scene at the register. You never went back to Arby’s as a family ever again. ??