jason

@SilentGarrett dude why didn’t you say hi, i must have been too busy to notice u

sitting next to a couple on this plane, early 20’s, probably in love. Can’t keep their hands off each other. But… they’ve been watching Cars on his phone for the last 2 hrs - not casually either. They’re locked tf in on every twist and turn facing the anthropomorphic protagonist

All hail the greatest songwriter this country has ever seen since Lennon n McCartney ps my name is liam x

reporting a crime found in the bathroom of radical far left agitator and activist @SilentGarrett

@SilentGarrett @elonmusk omg a hit tweet 🥰

hey @elonmusk want to un-shadow ban me for this tweet I mean post now

@SilentGarrett dude lmao

a very expensive music lawyer just sent us a long document to sign, and this was at the bottom:

@SLNTPLNT gd I’ve been waiting

bridge the gaps in your breath till the world starts again love is a portal -12.12

@SilentGarrett this tweet goes hard ngl

i just rode a mechanical bull for the first time and i want you to know the bull quit

@SilentGarrett well it’s my fav song you’ve ever written so they can actually suck my nuts

wrote a song. it’s kinda rad, but not really a metal song at all. it’s about losing someone to cancer… and i really hate cancer. i’m sure some folks will be upset and fear we’ll never make another metal song again, but i’m also not sure i care because like… fuck cancer for real

@SilentGarrett how does this have to do with the fourth jonas brother

hey guys i noticed ive been getting in a lot of trouble for my tweet yesterday. I’m sorry. i will do better. i will donate all my $5 to the trump cancer charity for children so that it can be used by trump’s family for the important work of covering up the Epstein files and stuff

@woahhvickyyy @SilentGarrett can you help her please

I’ve been feeling really sad lately. I’m 25, single, and living in Miami—and honestly, I feel so alone. I don’t have close Christian friends out here, and I really miss the feeling of having people who understand me, pray with me, laugh with me, and just do life with me. It’s hard trying to stay on the right path when you feel isolated. I’ve found myself doing things I don’t even feel good about, just trying to fill this emptiness—and I hate that. I don’t want to be desperate. I just want to feel loved, seen, and surrounded by real community. I know God has more for me, but right now it’s tough. Lord, help me stay strong and send the right people into my life.

just found out dua lipa is engaged do not call do not text do not message do not write do not smoke signal

@jdepoyster an airport lounge hates to see you coming for it

I bring a sort of “champagne and sushi in the lounge straight to being the first guy on the plane” vibe to the function

@GinoSgamby screaming with vibrato made me laugh

What if someone did a low scream smiling. Or hear me out, screaming vocals with vibrato

@SilentGarrett actually made me lol

knowing what letter comes after A = Woke Mind Virus

@MandaBHDC no fucking way hahahahah 😂😂😂

@jasonmenon 😭😭

the comment section of any metalcore bands ig post is enough to make me never want to listen to any music again for the rest of my life

@MandaBHDC LMAO i love that you know what im talking about. poindexter ass comment hahahaha

@jasonmenon what about directing it just as a lil treat

getting a manicure and pedicure for the first time in my life and yo this shit is so slept on wtf

ive been listening to relaxing spa music for the last 3 days straight