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Born too late to explore earth
Born too early to explore the stars
Born just in time to stream as an anime husbando
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JasperDT 🍸
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JasperDT 🍸
@jasper_dt
Caffeine addicted Vtuber and Streamer of cursed content. Model: Coracallisto Rig: alpian58 Pfp: @su_____oo00
Trapped in kibbles house Katılım Eylül 2021
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Deep down every man wants to be the one left behind to arm the bomb
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@kise_kogi Find a breeding pair of rattlesnake, watch them multiply by the day train them all in Kung Fu and send em out to raid bases for you on your next settlement
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I broke my chin on a toilet seat and couldn't submerge my head for a month
thecalimack💦@TheCaliMack
I tried to parkour over a chain barricade on my way to work and my foot caught on the chain. I fell on my elbows at the pavement and scuffed my arms, my shirt, and my slacks. I got ice cream at my snack break to feel better.
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Silly tick, silly tick 💜
There is no world where I expected this to happen so fast. I'm so humbled, thankful, and grateful. I don't know where to start...
We do a small celebrate tonight at 7pm AEST!
#Vtuber
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Hyper-intelligent beings: "We have built you for one purpose what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?"
Deep thought: "Look between the numbers of 41 and 43 on your keyboard".
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My Grenade pistol keeps coming loaded with two grenades in its single shell tube for its first load of ammo. Bit strange…
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@jasper_dt It's like 2 short of a foot or something.
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@jasper_dt I said the same thing my first time with a footlong hotdog
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For context I thought I could hold it with one hand comfortably
JasperDT 🍸@jasper_dt
10 inches is alot bigger that I thought
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