Julian Tescher

new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"

NIST PQC Algorithms to be Standardized: Public-Key Encryption/KEMs - CRYSTALS-KYBER Digital Signatures - CRYSTALS-Dilithium - Falcon - SPHINCS+ groups.google.com/a/list.nist.go…

in cursed news: today I wrote some Kubernetes YAML that is *also* valid AT&T syntax x86_64 assembly (both print hello world)

@fasterthanlime Great glad it’s working out for ya so far

@fasterthanlime Great writeup, noticed you’re using opentelemetry 😅 Anything we should fix before releasing 1.0?

What's a handy reverse engineering trick that you think more people should know about?

@algo_luca @Lokathor The otel ecosystem should hit 1.0 soon so hopefully some of the pain will go away 😅

@Lokathor @jatescher I see - it basically doesn't allow the user to say "I got this" and roll with multiple versions if they want to.

Cargo feature I'd love to have: singleton crates. If you try to compile a project that has multiple versions of that crate in the dependency tree -> 🚨 error 🚨 This would prevent difficult-to-diagnose issues with crates that rely on TTL like tracing, tokio or opentelemetry.

Tired: Google Maps Wired: telnet mapscii.me

This is the most crypto thing I've seen. Hacker steals $600M in an obscure exploit, suggests decentralized governance for stolen funds.

Layer 1: Physical Layer 2: Data Link Layer 3: Network Layer 4: Transport Layer 5: Session Layer 6: Presentation Layer 7: Application Layer 8: Politics Layer 9: Demons Layer 10: Subliminal space Layer 11: The Realms of Setekh Layer 12: Sleep paralysis Layer 13: Printers

Scientists have also successfully built logic gates by using swarms of soldier crabs. It takes about 80 🦀 to operate a logic gate, and there are 8 logic gates in a byte, so 640,000 crabs can be used to store a single tweet. Which seems kind of horrifying. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

@Erstejahre @rustlang May be cleaner to impl traits, but could try something along the lines of play.rust-lang.org/?version=stabl…

@jatescher @rustlang I have no issue with Any + downcast_ref, didn't know it was a possible choice here. Once you have the Any type though how do you check for u64?

Would appreciate some @rustlang advice - I want to make a type which takes a generic T, but if T == u64 we take one code path, if T != u64 we take another. Any suggestions? Happy to use macros/unsafe to achieve this.

RIP stock photography openai.com/blog/dall-e/

For the new followers today, here’s a, “I just discovered crows are awesome,” starter pack: 1) Crows can live a long time (14-17y), and are generally territorial. That means the crows you interact with outside your home/work may be the same individuals for over a decade.

[Thread] In 1482, Da Vinci wrote out a letter and a list of his capabilities and sent it off to the Duke of Milan, hoping to get employment. "... I have methods for destroying every fortress (...) Also I can execute sculpture in marble, bronze and clay." See the next tweets.