javi

Went to a @badomenscult concert a few hours ago with wife, they sound so unbelievably good live I WISH I COULD REWIND TIME TO EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN 😭 ALSO lots of flashing lights!!!! you have been warned

idiot wife

killed the mosquito that's been feasting on us for the past couple of nights

@TianeSwift THE DISH

400 legs and he uses none of them, lazy piece of shit

@TianeSwift awww she's so little cute and scrunkly 😭😭 is she a rescue?

@TianeSwift OMG WHATS THE NAME

@TianeSwift YOURS??

me: *exists* my wife: don't piss me off

FAKER GET DOWN FROM THERE

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One of my favourite videos saved to my phone