Javier de Vries

You come to me…on the day of my cousins zoom bat mitzvah?

Being unemployed means ive been shirtless in the background of dozens of photos people have taken in Elizabeth st garden over the past 2 weeks

s18e7 heart burn s19e5 la famiglia guy s18e18 better off meg im gonna say s13e2 the book of joe but its way too general s15e7 high school english ill guess s13e7 stewie chris & brians excellent adventure but im not confident tough but final answer s12e15 secondhand spoke

my iPhoto memories is actively trying to make me k*ll myself

@kingdragonitis Crying

Uber driver wearing a mask so I’m just unloading farts

@JoePostingg Fremen are descendants of Islamic peoples from far in the past tracing back to Earth (per the books). So not exactly “coded” per se

Mass Effect has space Jews. Dune gave us space Arabs. What other coded but recognizable ethnicities have taken to the stars?

Chips Ahoy, Walmart Supercenter, Loudon Road, Latham, NY - On 2/16/24 around 4:30pm, I bought a pack of chips a hoy, family size cookies. Around9:30pm, when i opened the package for the first time, I noticed that none of the cookies were whole and they were all crumbled. I let that go, and ate them anyway; however soon after eating them about a minute later, the roof of my mouth started burning. 4 minutes later, it started peeling almost as if I drank hot coffee without knowing. I will be following up with medical in the am. #scroll" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">iwaspoisoned.com/incident/chips…

Kneeling out the clock so hard at work i just thoroughly washed my hands (after only pissing!) to kill more time

Always interesting when some random shithole restaurant on your street clearly went viral on tik tok and went from having minimal foot traffic to lines down the block overnight

Arrakis Nights Crew makin Spicy Steaks

I know what i need to do (rewatch Wind River), but i dont know if i have the strength to do it

cc: @GeebMinister @bigcontentguy

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 3: Brotherhood of the Jorking Peanits

@itisnotabby Wortthhhhhhh itttttttt

Would describe this onion as more “gleeful” than joyous

@itisnotabby I ALWAYS HATED IT

Can i say something

This lobster Mac and cheese from H&R Block 🔥