john

oomfs brought a homeless guy to our apartment ln 😭

stayed at the bar after date so oomfs could meet me to debrief that’s called community ❤️

brooklyn is just a drew phillips lookalike contest everyday

oomf convinced me to go to br**klyn

oomf just fat-shamed me to the entire group

torturing oomf by trolling him on grindr when we’re 0 feet away

telling all my friends that this was cirie’s season and forcing them to watch #survivor50

oomf called oomf martha stewart

The wuthering heights album is 100% a sister of true romance <3

this opener for the bad bunny concert is taking FOREVER 🙄

the worst person you know listens to 2hollis and watches heated rivalry

a second plane has hit harry’s house

does this mean “jam (turn it up)” is gonna be in festival? 👀😭

mary cosby looks GORGEOUS this episode #RHOSLC

heated rivalry has made it impossible for me to open twitter in public

i love “realism” when you make a joke about how athena is a jinx and STILL make her trip absolutely miserable, but ya know “realism” #911onABC

People in nyc are like let me know if you’re ever in nyc

ZVEREV OUT

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