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@37monsta @yizzyfied @avrilamaka Then we fall out with our stuff.

@yizzyfied @avrilamaka So ppl so grow apart and fall out of love either

Only a thief refuses to sign prenup.

@Thebiglade Oboz To kill a monkey

Name an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to ??

@ThissQuaz @GNFSULTAN After he gets released, he go still dey enjoy am

@GNFSULTAN He enjoyed the money while it last 🔥

Nah. Hushpuppi was a b@starð.😂🤣

@iam_Mardiyyah @Wizarab10 Women used to not be able to drop opinions

@Wizarab10 Men use to go to war, now we have men that want to shift responsibilities 😭

Don't mind him. This is why as a woman, you must do your own back by being the bread winner so you can cheat as you like and send a cheating man back to his parents. Buy car for that man, sponsor his masters, build a business for him, fund his accounts make him know say babe mount.

@Bigqadi Most cars gotta be in park to stop the engine, and to be in park the brakes have to be activated. There is nothing U can do in that situation apart from trying to dodge as much obstacles as possible until the car reduces to a safe speed to crash without killing u

If my car’s brakes fail at high speed, can I just turn off the engine to stop the car?

@jojographix001 I can't say for sure about winning, but he definitely won't loose.

How far does Orochimaru go? do you think he could do better than Jiraya?

@lastborn_1j They are receptors so the dead body can be controlled

Why does he have so many piercings?🤨

@RichStandard1 @khanofkhans11_ I fully trust my car, but accidents happens. 'If" it happens (not when) then I want to be safe. I could b for external reasons that doesn't even consign U and Ur partner

@khanofkhans11_ Seatbelt is for accidents, not relationships. Marriage is a trust decision, if you’re already planning separation that trust is questionable. You don’t sign escape plans for something you say you fully trust, that’s the contradiction people ignore.

If you used seatbelt while driving you never trusted your car

@malagojr DM

I have a laptop and a strong internet. How can I make money online ?

@Palermo_seun This story gets coma. How will he lock person inside car and he no fit come out. The car no get lock inside? Window no fit break? The trailer no see say car dey block the road, e no get brake? Why he wait for trailer to kpai him before running?

A driver took his boss to a business meeting. On their way back, he parked the car in the middle of the road, locked his boss inside, and waited for a trailer to k!ll him before running away with the cash his boss had received from the meeting.😭

@TheDamiForeign Cause they have nothing to prove

Why don’t billionaires wear designer clothes?🤔

@proxy63s Non. Mansory looks ridiculous

Let’s be real rn Where are you splashing $700k on Mansory g63. Or Mansory rolls Royce

@mrmikeMTL Coc

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only

@luv1bun You can leyif the kid ain't mine. Lol You can also leave if the kid is mine but not with my kid. Lol

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@razaqdotart @Keeshay_D @elgoritv @luv1bun 😂

@Keeshay_D @elgoritv @luv1bun If that one also wants to do DNA on the children she has for him, she will find a new husband, she keeps winning

@OOCgifs_ That's why he broke his leg. Lol

Imagine never getting harmed in your entire life and the first hit you experience is a CTE inducing kick

@KvngGenerous Na that her amebo friend dey vex me. If the tattoo no turn out good now na the guy she go blame.

Tattoo artists sef Dey enjoy like this ? I think say na only photographer see life come oo 🤯😂🥹

@iamsasori_ Lol. Even kakashi will

Fun fact: Madara would solo every Titan in AOT including the founding titan.

@Morris_Monye After some kind age, violence on Ur child in the name of discipline won't change anything. It would rather create grudge that you will begin to regret in Ur old age. After some kind age, drop cane and begin to use logic and talk sense into Ur child.

Fathers are still flogging their children in 2026?

@AlliOlabisi5 @drpenking That is just sad. Lol Ur African hair is not a Taboo. Be proud of it and show it off

@drpenking Leave me to train my children the way I want with the 42k in my account. If you think having low cut Is a sign of wretchedness, let us be, is it your poverty? I have 3 undergraduates and I am very proud to say they have normal decent haircuts and they don't sag.

Obi Cubana despite all his riches has allowed his son to keep his hair however he likes, but your father with N 42 000 in his bank account thinks any other hairstyle apart from lowcut is a sign of cultism. Poverty is a disease