Jay Brittenham

I came to Twitter pretty late in the game so even though I don't have a lot of followers, I've been very successful at getting Likes, Reposts, and Responses from a lot of people I admire like Ben Stiller, Patton Oswalt, Michael Ian Black, the late David Crosby, the late Tony Todd, Christine Lahti, Melanie Lynskey, Carrie Preston, and more than a hundred other high profile people. I've written a book about how to get celebrities to notice you on social media, particularly Twitter and Bluesky. It will teach you how to spot fake profiles and to know when you're talking to a real celebrity. And it has lots of advice on how to make them notice you and keep their attention. It's worth far more than the five dollars that I'm charging for it so check it out! It's available exclusively on Kindle. amazon.com/dp/B0D8BKXZG6

@krassenstein @JohnBarrowman When Donald Trump dies, I'm going to post that I'm glad he can't rape any more 13-year-old girls.

When Trump dies and MAGA attacks those who celebrate, I will post this nonstop for a week to remind you all how hypocritical you all are. I know by then you will all probably deny that you ever voted for him because of the embarrassment, but don’t worry, the Internet is forever.

@ML3democrats @rjorlowski1 Putin is worse, IMO. They're both equally heinous. But Putin is a lot smarter than that makes him more dangerous!

Donald Trump is by far the worst human being on Earth. By far.

@JohnCleese @marynlm

Extraordinary that Trump's allies in Europe are three dictatorships, Russia, Hungary and Belarus What he loathes is any kind of democracy

@johncusack I wonder if Netanyahu and Putin never joke around about who's got more power over Trump.

Trump was told to attack Iran by his master Netenyahu Otherwise bibi presses the Epstein button -

@MaryLTrump When Donald Trump dies I'm gonna say, "Good. I'm glad. He can no longer rape 13-year-old girls!"

Robert Mueller served his country honorably for decades. In response to his death, Donald wrote: "Good. I'm glad he's dead." If you think that's acceptable or even remotely ok, you are part of the problem.

@ActwithAlison It's sad that Judy died so young. She would've been happy to know her daughter would live to such a ripe old age. 💔❤️‍🩹❤️

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” – Judy Garland

@LePapillonBlu2 @TolerantParadox

Donald Trump’s new coin is out now.

@igorsushko @marynlm And they'd better sing along or else they'll all get sent to the Gulag!

Russia: Kremlin propaganda using children is already out, singing about how great life is without internet.

@Corey_Feldman @FilmNewsNos @ItsPaigeTurco @RobbieRist1 @TMNT @newlinecinema I think the third one was probably the best. I was bummed when you didn't return for the second one. You and Elias Koteas were my favorite things about the first movie.

@FilmNewsNos @ItsPaigeTurco @RobbieRist1 @TMNT @newlinecinema Hmmmm 33 & 1/3

🎬MOVIE HISTORY: 33 years ago today, March 19, 1993 the movie ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III’ opened in theaters! @ItsPaigeTurco #EliasKoteas #StuartWilson #JohnAylward #SabShimono #VivianWu #BrianTochi #RobbieRist @Corey_Feldman #TimKelleher #JamesMurray #StuartGillard #TMNT

@NoahKingJr No one ever talks about how Andrew Tate shaves all his body hair off.

Andrew Tate blocked me because of this photo. True story.

@TheOnlyEsta @LilbearTalks Narcissists don't care about morality. She thinks she's doing God's work and that she gets a special exemption. Christianity has always had a special appeal to narcissists by promising the false hope of getting personally connected to the primal power of the universe!

Who agrees?✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽

@ActwithAlison "Slaughterhouse Five" was one of my favorite novels that I read when I was young. Good movie, too!

just do it... “To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.” – Kurt Vonnegut

@realphilhendrie @StevenKerwin If I believed in hell, this would be a good punishment for Trump. He could spend all eternity marching up the beaches of Normandy only to get torn apart in a different, painful way each time.

@StevenKerwin Wow what an insult to the actual men who came ashore at Normandy to show that toilet cowboy Trump in the uniform of a fighting man… Something he has never been

Donald Trump attended the New York Military Academy (NYMA), a private boarding school, from age 13 until he graduated in 1964. While he held the rank of cadet officer.

@ABC There is nothing in the world more refreshing than a delicious bowl of pudding!

"Marty Supreme" actor Timothée Chalamet and reality star and businesswoman Kylie Jenner showed off their looks at the 2026 Academy Awards Sunday, where Chalamet was in contention for one of the night's top awards for his role in the blockbuster film. abcnews.link/95h7Ajf

@20th_Centurygal @0ktobriana "Under The Pink" Tori Amos

Name one album that’s perfect from start to finish. No skips. No filler. Just pure greatness...🎶🎸

@honeymoon250 @sdayyy1 Probably. I'd be tempted to sell them. But I'd rather have the life experience and see what the hype is about for myself! I saw Michael Jackson live at Dodger Stadium in 1984 and I'm so glad I had that experience. That's what she means to a lot of members of this generation!

Be Honest If someone gave you front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. Would you go?

@StephenKing Donald Trump ruined golf.

It's the billionaires' war, started by a billionaire draft dodger.

@AjaRaden @Loverism__ He needs to read some books on Tantric sex. He seems like the sort who gets mad when women don't fake their orgasms.

@Loverism__ Well, dude, I’m sure if you ever got laid she’d listened to you talk about your relationship problems too..

A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company...while I have sex with someone else."

You may have seen TikTok “activists” teaching people how to outsmart ICE. They tell you not to open the door unless officers show a warrant signed by a judge. They’re wrong. And dangerously so.

DO YOU LOVE HER PLAN! Representative Sara Jacobs- a Democrat from California- has a brilliant idea! She is calling for every ICE agent to be sent to Iran. "They want to play Army Soldiers so bad.. So Let em!" Do you approve? Your Thoughts?