Jay

@TMZ He sent :3

Prince Harry reportedly sent flirty messages and virtual kisses to a journalist in 2011. 😳 Details: tmz.me/vb9pahE

@OnGodNews_ When???!! My buddy wants to know

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 THE CEO OF SEX HAS RELEASED A SHOCKING NEW UPDATE: “Everyone is going to be getting an extra 3 inches”

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

@lynn_goddesss Kristi banging on that bathroom door like she’s serving a warrant 😭😭😭

The worst part of all this with Kristi Noem’s husband is that he’s getting so much free humiliation and ik his jerk sesh is going crazy right about now

@mooose59 Congrats, Frank! Enjoy retirement!

@c567l45 Saying Taylor ham is like saying “would you like some Heinz with your French fries?”

Hey Japan. Come to Jersey. Try our Taylor ham, Egg and cheese. To die for.

@Skullz_Skeleton “ahhh!”

What would you do if you saw this?

@its_giving @03Greedo Dollar General: Uncle Brisket

@jay_ceeze @03Greedo Nigga still using Mrs Butterworths

Pancake syrup start being nasty af at this age. Breakfast damn near bunk

@gofrickurself What’s it taste like?

Why does my poop smell like shit

@03Greedo Breakfast top 3 genres of food watch ur fucking mouth

@SELFIMMOLATI0N Simulation

why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds

@el_cucuy930 I’m cured!

more cocaine off her ass -me as a therapist

@WOFginger I didn’t know there was so much Six Flags lore. I assumed it ended with that dancing old man.

If you’re disappointed about a 400-foot-tall extreme spinner with an inverted stall launch I think it’s time to just retire from rollercoasters.

@coaster_friend went to kingda ka first year and it started to rain, everyone left the park. Rain stopped. We stayed and got to ride like 3 times in a row. Operator: “anyone wanna get off?” We’re just like send it. On the fourth time the rain came back felt like getting shot by a 240 😂😂😂

The Kingda Ka replacement, Phantom Spire, at Six Flags Great Adventure. I know a lot of people are disappointed by this. I might be in the minority, but I am very excited. Spinning at 400ft sounds insane. And that stall looks like a blast.

@manic_posting Yes very relevant photo…my goodness, miss 😂😂😂

spent my last $20 on edibles

@KimK91fw Fantastic! Way to get after it!

アメリカ人よ、見ろ!! 今年初めてスモールマウスバスを釣り上げたぞ!! 40cmだ、デカいぞ

@xenvuen You have to reduce the kelvin

yall fw my food

@PopBase Those poor patients

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ has been renewed for Season 23.

@nocontextmemes I want 6 dollars tomorrow to let my haters know I got the time