brandon thigpen

Have you ever been downloading something online and halfway through it just froze and couldn't go anywhere? Think Steph Curry's puberty.

Update: The Yankees can hit singles now.

@xylauraz 👀

Not traveling this week after all means I can make a Guinness chocolate cake for St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s go 🍀

@tylercstafford Did you have issues with your 64s or are you just looking around for an upgrade?

Does anyone have opinions of custom in ear monitors? My 64 Audios finally gave out after like 10 years.

@ThatAstrosGirl Halal truck lamb over rice (no lettuce/tomato, extra rice) OR a thai red curry extra rice. And then a bunch of coffee.. but not before the rice heavy meal. Has to be in that order.

Chinese food is my go-to hangover meal....whats yalls?

@tylercstafford 💀

First of all, happy international women’s day

So much for this infield logjam

@VBInTejas @darmondejean

@darmondejean What if I get whata before and put it in my gallon ziplock. What are they gonna do then

Yeah I’m either gonna stick to my loaded baked potato that I always get or get Whataburger before the game because 🚫👎🏾😂

Draymond Green is what happens when you let an ugly woman think she’s a bad bitch for too long

@xylauraz Yes. Amen.

howdy 🤠

Super Bowl Winner: Sam Darnold

“Can’t understand a word of this shit” *Flips over to TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show*

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

If I could go back in time and tell my Jr. High self that Snoop Dogg was going to become the face of the Olympics…

I should have been cast for this Levi’s commercial. #datass

@xylauraz I don’t understand what “too much gochujang” is.

Five days post-laser procedure and I think my face is out of the “feels like a cat’s tongue” phase 🥳 also, who needs lip filler when you can just add a lil too much gochujang to your lunch meal

@xylauraz @TexasTechMBB Yeah yeah

WHOSE HOUSE @TexasTechMBB

@VBInTejas Cause it’s only 11 months away and I have a TON of movies to rewatch!

Wondering why everyone in Houston is doomsday prepping lol

@_sammyjo6 It’s my fault. I let myself get my hopes up. I should have known better.

same shit, different year.

Doomsday being a direct sequel to Endgame is basically showing the audience that the 2017 Astros were the heroes all along.

@tylercstafford Shave half of it. Appease the people.

Gotta hear both sides