Jeannette

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Corn Elder. - So what your kid has ringworm. - Miami Seaquarium! Touchdown!

This makes me think of the Pat Summitt quote, when she said that Candace only dunked once on UConn because Geno wouldn’t have been able to handle twice 😂

If I send you this it means I know something you don’t know.

This is so profoundly upsetting and seems to be a hallmark of McDonnell's tenure at LAPD.

@pablofindsout The unfolding Vic Weiss murder theories:

@TheWapplehouse I did not need to know this about Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.

@StugotzArmy790 Yes but they didn't talk back.

@jayher17 Did you get to talk to the turtle and the fishes

Drunk at the pet store. Wishing long and happy lives to the turtles and fishes.

@TheWapplehouse Mike Ryan hanging out with his good friend Moe Chedda.

He’s got em all fooled. Respect.

@TheWapplehouse Welcome back Dikembe Mutombo.

Whale said “not in my neighborhood, punkass”

Wong Kim Ark’s great-grandson Norman Ark: Citizenship is not just a legal principle — it’s a statement about who we are as a nation.

La IA va rápido pero México va en chinga 😂

@chamebarne Hamburger helper.

no fucking way

@LeBatardMaps @TheGregCoteShow @LeBatardShow

📍VERY GOOD

Caillou, the kid no one likes, has his own RokuChannel.

@LeBatardShow Jonathan Zaslow looks like the inspiration for Nebraska mascot Lil’ Red.

Submit your entries for the #LooksLike Game because we have the legend Tim Kurkjian on tomorrow.

La lámpara Televisa Pʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴀ

@TheWapplehouse Worst T-Mobile commercial yet.

Call your friends Big Dog

“The Avendors” had me cackling 🤣🤣🤏🏽🤏🏽

@__ChrisCote People wanting Angel Hernandez to come out of retirement to see how he’d do against ABS.

What’s the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

@lebatardshowfan @LeBatardShow Him reminiscing about that rejoin.

The @LeBatardShow has the best fans

Coco is on. The gods are against me tonight.