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@EricSantos5 @highsnobiety Not opposed

@highsnobiety @jaymarcabebe

Crocs has added two new styles to its ever-growing All-Terrain Collection. bit.ly/3PMlFcl

@briantong @googlemaps 😱! Yo, that must've been scary af. Glad you're ok, bro bro

Hey @googlemaps! Can you learn to AVOID sending people through skid row to get home. I was letting a pedestrian cross the street in SD before making a right corner, and then they had something heavy in a sock and SMASHED MY WINDOW, WHILE I was IN THE CAR waiting at the corner.

Fun game! Go to the @HotelKabuki website and try to find a single non-white person featured in a photo! 🔍

AR15 > AD #Lakers

@jparkerwriter @SportsCenter 💯

@SportsCenter “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

"Happy Gilmore” turns 26 today 🎥 Who gives Shooter McGavin a run for his money?

Is this how this game works? Wordle 203 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Perfect tweet

@Pontifex Please tell the old folks in my fam that faith in God (while totally important) is NOT a substitute for the vaccine. They might trust you more than they trust me. Thanks! 👍

We got a pair of Dior 1s at the inauguration! 🔥

@lynnlaaa I mean, if you were white... then yeah. Totally could imagine

Lol can you imagine if work decided to fire me and when I had two weeks left, I got all my friends to trash the entire office and threaten the lives of my coworkers? And then work was like, "Okay, that's very bad, but you can still finish out your two weeks."

@BridgetCarey This is so great! (read: might steal)

I have a very inquisitive little girl. She just asks wildcard questions all day long. (And I do my best to answer.) So I started a Twitter account to document them as they are asked in real time. She just woke up and asked me this.

@jparkerwriter 😲🤯

I heard that the literal translation of "penguin" from English to Chinese is "business goose" and I can't stop thinking about it.

Cool, now that you're done with all the perfunctory well-wishes, how do you REALLY want this dude's covid situation to end? Like, what outcome do you think would be best for the world? Seriously asking. 🤔

Yo, stop saying he debated "like a child." You're insulting my 3-year-old son, who is more reasonable, empathetic, respectful, and probably even presidential than this dumb motherfucker.

How to Make this Moment the Turning Point for Real Change by @BarackObama link.medium.com/kSWNYb8SX6

I just used a disinfectant wipe to disinfect a new container of disinfectant wipes. Then, I washed my hands. 😎

I mean, if you're not gonna be there, can you even call yourself a liberated, truth-seeking, critically-conscious, underrepresented creative writer? Much love for putting this out there, @jsnmgbprz -- dope event with an A+ description👌.

@jsnmgbprz @dianneque @renegube @frankinflight Yezzir, absolutely!

Read the article. Cop the book. Eat the food. --- Instant Success: This Cookbook Brings Filipino Flavor To Your Instant Pot sanfran.com/this-cookbook-… (Big ups to @ppoblete EIC, @sanfranmag!)