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@fakedansavage Fire. Just burn it with fire.

Does Twitter still have a hive mind function? Is there still a horticulture Twitter? Was there ever? Hey, horticulture Twitter: what is growing all over our bushes? And killing them? Anything we can do?

@theaarondouglas Just be glad you're not on Remus!

I just opened the weather app to see what’s going on and …. WHERE THE FRAK AM I ?!!!?? You think they’ll give Cylons a pass here? 😳

Like Rush, comics and/or awesome people? My friends are running Kickstarter and would love for you to have a look! tinyurl.com/mx4tv2m

Sometimes buying cheap, shady stuff for work is awesome.

Back. Wow. Lots of dust.

Olga, demonstrating the amount of wine we're about to drink. It was good birthday! twitpic.com/eanep5

Secret Treasure Room What a beautiful gift! These are the sorts of parents I'd like to be one day. bit.ly/1nXLBNg

Back to civilization. Everything is upside down. Oddly, it's not bad, though. I'm liking upside down.

Was looking up a quote and... advertising FAIL!

@deaduncledave Yay!

I've been so silent. I don't want to be silent anymore. Hi everyone. I missed you.

Probably shouldn't piss off E3 security. twitpic.com/e5vyea

I missed you, E3! Happy to be back.

I call this one, "Drunk Olga Riding an Elephant at Voodoo Donut."

@enzostuarti Thanks, Stewart!

@nochturnal84 Thanks, Trish! That means a lot coming from you.

The re-education, I mean LASIK procedure.

Olga's about to get her new eyes!

... Is an amazing sight. I kind of love this universe right now.