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Me: Siri? Call my porns Siri: no "porns" detected. Me: Sorry I meant "Friends"... Siri: Calling 8 billion friends

@Zer0reflect the throat slinger

@Zer0reflect bro's the web guzzler

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ofc there's stores and stores but still

I feel like such a chud whenever I order anything at all online no matter how impossible it is to be found in person in my country

finally ordered the drakengard ost and I kid you not ts went from order confirmed to dispatched in like 30 minutes that's crazy

Some of you are the friend who doesn’t like anything but that’s ok. I like you anyway

@FlowersSunRain_ you can probably blame at least like 3/4 of what the internet is nowadays on club penguin going offline

Kids only spaces were far more prevalent back in the day. Sure kids would end up in other spaces but generally they'd have to go out of their way to do that, it was less common.

checking next week's schedule and not seeing my name a single time

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

she's crazy charismatic so please work out I want to QUIT

I ain't ever forcing her to do anything but I 100% will encourage my sister's wishes to become an actress so I can quit my job and leech off her eventually

@puppycelebrity YESSSSS I'll get it so we can play on my break

does anybody wanna play mamas sleeping angels with me? i've been trying to get a group together to play this game since it came out but nobody wants to play it 🥺

It's an unfortunate truth but tiktok really is the funniest social media currently. Twitter is still the one for socializing but if you want to laugh then 95% of twitter is just going off tiktok nowadays

@puppycelebrity I've seen people grandstand over finding out about MCR before 2020, nothing matters anymore

@puppycelebrity people will say that no matter how niche it even is, just kill them with your mind

im scared to engage with any kind of art out of fear that someone accuses me of discovering it through tik tok

@naranciagaming misunderstanding of what art is in the first place

@naranciagaming I think it's stupid to compare mediums in that way in general, it's a conversation that'll always be inherently reductive in some way. Not to say it's bad to compare mediums at all, they all have their quirks, but to say one is better than the other just feels like a fundamental-

i hope i don't come across as stupid when i say that, i love books, but i really don't like it when people act like they are an inherently better art form than film. books do some things better than films, but films can pull off things that books could never even conceive of

okay dude

got happy boss removed my name from a 12h work day only to see he added it to a 15h work day