Jay_Utopia

I’ll do something with this tweet in a few years.

@uruchanOFR got an epic present from my sis for my birthday! It still boggles my mind that I just so happen to share a bday with the protagonist of such an awesome series! (On that note, happy birthday to John as well!!!)

@ToddKMichael I love this

I asked Chat GPT to create an explanation of the Book of Mormon in the style of a Trump rally speech and here's what it gave me. 🙌😂

@Ranting_Trans No, they told me to behave myself so that I’d be a decently respectable member of human society, race had and shouldn’t have anything to do with it.

Hey this is a genuine question (I will probably regret) To other PoC: did your parents tell you to behave yourself in public growing up, because your actions reflect on all other members of your race? To white people: Were you ever taught the same thing as above?

@ask_aubry Wait til you see the ones where the door is either too long or too short for the lock to actually work XD

Why are restrooms in America like this?

@AstriiLIVE Don't worry, I'm not a hater, I know you copied and pasted it (Insert excessive amount of heart emojis here)

@Jayforlaughs 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 haters will say i didn’t copy paste this from google

3.14159265358979323846264338 Haters will say it’s fake

@Touyarokii Espeon and Arceus probably

Question: What’s your top TWO favourite shiny Pokemon ever? Here’s mine:

@shaka0105 👌

@Jayforlaughs class

I know you've never like these things... ... But if, for goddamn second you realize you'd rarher live than perish... @Jayforlaughs You've made me do this.

@AstriiIRL I've driven golf carts before too - driving's a whole other ball game

@Jayforlaughs i mean i’ve driven golf carts since i was like 8

just drove for the first time!!

@GRlFFS Legit, at this point, I feel way more unique because ADHD is the ONLY thing I have. I see people these days with every frickin disorder under the sun, and I'm just here with the most common one and that's it. The world's pretty wack.

are we gatekeeping disorders now

@FightHaven Yep. Us high schoolers fricking suck

@kiracantmizz Actually that's a good point, we should start doing that

europeans expect us to wear a three piece tailored suit and tie to buy coco cola and some chips😭

@JoBettaque @adinross thanks for being honest about this, I suppose. Honestly, I'm glad, cause I've been planning on moving away from streaming, and I wouldn't want you to be wasting money for nothing.

@Jayforlaughs @adinross Bro. I know you're young but sometimes it's better to just not say anything. Especially if your opinion is hurtful for no reason. Sorry but spreading intolerance is a no-go to me, canceling my twitch subscription and feeling ashamed I supported you for so long.

THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS.

@fuckyouiquit I give them my detailed diagnosis. Got nothing to hide

You call your boss in the morning to call in sick, and they start playing doctor by asking for a detailed diagnosis. How do you respond to make them regret ever asking?

@AzureNovaGaming @EuphoriTori Well said

@EuphoriTori let it go, dude. Stop concerning yourself with someone else's opinions. They are allowed to have opinions even if you dont like them. you are not, however, allowed to attack someone over their opinions because you dont like it. Be the bigger man

idk how it’s possible for JK Rowling to get even worse but she did it

$100 to anyone who could do this

*doesnt do anything on Twitter for months at a time *randomly goes onto Twitter *tweets like twenty random things *refuses to elaborate Rinse and repeat baby