jay

insane comms #not my kid

@ifrydarice DƎᴚIH

consider this resume i got today (and yes it was just like that)

🤝

realtor who just sold crosby a mansion

*nervously gulps* can i pet it

BREAKING: The #Lions have agreed to a 0-year deal worth $0 with Nobody in an attempt to help strengthen the defense. The Detroit Lions, who have had bad luck in the defensive department, now get some much needed help.

@ifrydarice I thought by 2025 we'd have flying cars and teleportation instead we got calculators with wifi

guys is this sexy yes or no, trying to settle a debate at work

still time to delete my dude

ash's mom in pokemon episode 1 >>>

@beaniebbl exactly

it doesn’t have to be perfect. you just need to start

api password hashing in like an hour let me cook

Graceful Defeat #pixelart

my favorite microplastic is Chinese take away container

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

@NHL @NBCSports @peacock @cbcsports @cbcgem @Sportsnet Gonna need the photographer and @ArtButSports

Wow...just wow 😱 📺: Canada vs. USA #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics action is LIVE on @NBCSports, @peacock, @cbcsports, @cbcgem, & @Sportsnet

@uff_meri_adaa Open the schools

platonically sexual relationships is where the sexual chemistry is really at

GOLD!!!! USA! USA! USA!!

Hellebuyck stopping more than an IUD is the only reason USA is even in this game

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