jayseman

@theorgg I don't remember much about it. What questions do you have?

@jayseman Hello! I've been researching the history of Button Men, and was wondering if you would be interested in telling about your Fanatic! buttonmen.fandom.com/wiki/Button_Me…

Shakira inside the jam jar investigating how much was missing

paint me like one of your french potatoes

Ogden is a town with only bad choices in it

Driving through Wyoming and all the houses and buildings are reminding us of Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But they were all of them deceived for another reindeer was made

a regular apple pie is topped with pie crust and a Dutch apple pie is slightly angled to create a sense of uneasiness or disorientation for the viewer

I once had an apartment pest control guy skip my apartment when he found out we had two cats. "Oh, you guys don't have any problems then. Have a nice day."

@sporks The Web Browser of Dorian Gray

@sporks Don't forget to wash your spacer tonight

@BigfootBlur The idea that somehow paying for a checkmark will fight *against* spam and scammers The fact that real celebrities, organizations, news outlets, etc, will no longer be distinguishable by the "verified" checkmark allowing anyone with $8 to impersonate them. And the dumb NFT thing.

@jayseman Which part?

This makes me want to throw up

If you flip every word in “manic pixie dream girl” you get “depressive demon nightmare boy” and you think “well thank goodness THAT’S not a thing at least-“ but then you

Dear politicians, If you are putting attack ads in my mailbox, I will not vote for you.

Fred Flintstone was a (loud) quiet quitter

Quiet quitting is not a new thing. Quiet quitting has been happening ever since work schedules were invented.

According to The Inner Bird by Gary W. Kaiser, the true bird is ”a strange goblin-like creature”, ”a puppeteer behind a screen of feathers.” Can’t really disagree here.

@pukashellsnrain punctured the hymn... wow