Jay Rome

Today someone won the lottery (1.26 billion) but There is a chance some will loose the lottery as a 25 ton Chinese rocket booster will crash to earth. space.com/chinese-rocket…

@CityofOlatheKS Have you announced the trash truck art contest winners? I have been on pins and needles for months!

twitch.com/ironj679 Join this dank art sesh

@jgarten I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Let's go America!! Make "fall back illegal"!! #justice

@tagsarah Side walk is probably icey?

Is it just me or is a white dude running in the street not getting out of the way of a car when he is 4 ft. from an empty sidewalk not the epitome of #privledge?

littlecaesars.com/en-us/?gclid=C…. The answer to life finally showed up

@Creagarmania We have a free little library. Not sure if we have banned books. Plenty of American Girl books.

Private is not the right term. Public libraries, privately funded.

It's time for a new library movement. Private libraries filled solely with banned books, located within walking distance of every public school. @StephenKing's quote "Run, don't walk to the nearest non-school library...and get whatever it was they banned" hung outside each one.

@Creagarmania @AMCTheatres Bnb theaters ftw

The @AMCTheatres seat lottery. Will your theater have seats that recline? If they do, will the leg recline fully extend, or be more like an airplane seat recliner? And....will it matter because it is broken anyway? Lost the lottery on all fronts this time. #winsomelosesome

What does it mean that Goodreads just recommended that I read the Bible?

@matthewcpinsent This is the reason she is the real champion.

@Creagarmania You got my vote

I have very little boat experience, and I don't really live around water. That said, I think I would make an excellent ship captain.

@tlhudson Thank you sir, it is a little weird the president did not say anything yet. Jkjk. But don't you worry. I got the meat out and sent him off properly.

@jaywrome So sorry. You were the first person I thought of this morning. RIP

Meeaaat

We liked his Pom-Poms celebration! Let’s raise $12,875 for the homeless! Donate at tyreekhillfamilyfoundation.org

Do you use microwaves power settings or just say, "screw it, thirty seconds sounds right"

@citrus3000psi any chance you have a GC loader pnp lying around you're willing to sell? It looks like I might have missed my window.

I never want to be the guy who says "hazaa" unironiclly.

@Creagarmania What's Netflix?

So I was the only one who loved Cowboy Bebop on Netflix, huh?