Jordan Whitley

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If you’ve ever gotten the egg bites from Starbucks, can someone tell me why it takes 3 business days for them to cool down enough that you can take a bite without burning your tastebuds off?

Life update:

I’m so bored with the other social apps. Twitter, I’m back bitches.

@broxxzz Come to St Pete 😈

Am I burnt out or do I just want to be a trust fund baby?

@broxxzz Right, I’m just trying to make sure you don’t have more FOMO this weekend 😇

@broxxzz You spelled “I booked my flight” wrong

@broxxzz Sounds like you should come to Orlando this weekend so we can get some piercings and tattoos at Pride 😈

@RealMarieMuniz @SaigeTheButcher Thank youuu 🖤

What a great night to be queer🤣🌈 A Fletcher show and I ran into @jayy_whit ! Thank you for being so kind. Also, we need season 2!! #TampaBaes

@SaigeTheButcher It was so nice meeting you! I hope you had an amazing night! 🖤

i could really go for a harry potter movie marathon, a stormy night, and an xl pizza

Honestly Nevermind was a fitting title considering my 2 favorite parts of the whole album were 21 Savage’s verse and when the last song finished so I could go back to listening to Take Care on repeat.

I can’t wait to see you baby 🥰

I wanted to listen to sad girl music this morning and Spotify said absolutely not today satan and is now playing Ying Yang Twins and Weezy throwbacks on my “based on Marvin’s Room” playlist and I can’t say I’m mad about it.

I’m so mad at @summerviixi. She took me to Sur in LA which prompted me to start watching Vanderpump Rules to understand the backstory. I have watched 4 seasons in 3 weeks and I cannot stop.

@summerviixi 🙂🙂🙂

Move back to Tampa they said. It’s not even 9 AM and I feel like I just walked out my front door and into a sauna.

@BornAndRaised83 I went to Rutgers and lived in Jersey already and respectfully, no thank you 😂