Jay Zimmerman

@thestevepatrick Strikes me that if we just played the first 40 like we played the last 20…well, we’d be just damn fine.

team has got no jam. can’t play one period and win in the best league on earth.

@thestevepatrick Was just thinking about how confounded I am, seemingly every game, by their shot totals…especially in the first half of games . Feels like that’s always the tell tale of them struggling

i don’t have the actual evidence but idk if there’s a team that misses the net more this season than the caps. they feel cursed.

@thestevepatrick Where’d you start playing?!

it’s crazy how much i stop caring about nhl hockey when i start playing mens league again. oh the caps lost? that’s fine it’s just a game. meanwhile caps twt is having a nuclear meltdown lol

Don’t, don’t, don’t buy from @madeincookware . New pans chipping after 1 (one!) use isn’t the look for the price. Insane customer service experience as a result. So disappointing. @tomcolicchio @gachatz @HornBarbecue @ChefBrookeW @TheGrey_MB

@thestevepatrick Phew.

@thestevepatrick If that’s a 17 acl, we are in a bad way.

dawg, i know none of it was on purpose but i now hate the sens after those injuries. cursed team.

@thestevepatrick I think he’s gonna make this team

cristall with the short side snipe gotta be one of my fav type of goals it’s such a fuck you type shot

@FatouSadio I’ve been kicking this idea around since the new year

Crosby to the Caps?!!!!

@tylerduchaine Dude. You’re gonna love it.

@WalterDeleonDC @FatouSadio Would love to see some floor lights that pulse when dinner is almost ready.

Just spotted a kitchen that has the same tiles as the DC Metro’s station tiles 🚇

@meeshfitz I got you, bud. I don’t know you, but…I got you. Sending positive vibrations across the Hudson River.

@FatouSadio Fond memory at JoJos’s…I think I sprayed the entire bar with beer

One of my favorite goals during the cup run 🤟🏾

@SaraCivian @iammoustache is the answer.

@KeystoneLightUS @POTUS

Tag your race-watching buddy below for a chance to win "The Ultimate Tall Boy Experience“ with the tag #sweeps. We'll fly y'all out to NC to meet Austin Cindric, get VIP access to the October Charlotte Race, and win $$ to buy enough beer to fill Keystone's Tallest can.🏁🍺

@Sportsnet “Tom Wilson mode”…like…scoring goals?

Tom Wilson was in Tom Wilson mode on Thursday night against the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Washington Capitals forward collided with Jack Campbell in the first period, but the Maple Leafs goalie sloughed off the hit as “a hockey play." sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/ma…

@Jackie_Redmond @NHLNetwork @AJMleczko @JenBotterill @kristen_shilton @hayyyshayyy @CaleyChelios @SaraCivian @SamanthaJPell !

It’s #InternationalWomensDay, so I’m shouting out some of the MUST FOLLOW women covering the game from around the league (outside of the @NHLNetwork beauties). Give these FEARLESS ladies a follow ⬇️ @AJMleczko @JenBotterill @kristen_shilton @hayyyshayyy @CaleyChelios @SaraCivian

@TheBourbonCaps Real fun away city, good arena (broadway with all its honky tonks right out the front door), crowd is into it and usually sold out. Worth it.

Has anyone ever seen a Caps game in Nashville? Worth it? In a crazy turn of events I was just offered great seats to tonight but am currently in DC. I have points on Southwest and could potentially get there...do I do it?

Go for a ride and bump this one @invsblefriends Even got the wife involved to sing with me (she carried this) 🙏🏼 @motionmarkus @coinbilly @mendez_nft @ashh_eth @nelsg_ @Lostinsauce24_ @ilovemytoast @RNDMCHARACTERS #TeustTheProcess #invisiblefriends #groing #lumberjac

@notafan_jo @SamanthaJPell Here here!

@katienolan Happy, snowy Birthday @katienolan !

@katienolan I’ve never and probably will never meet you, but I finished that hour thinking…”yo, I got you Katie Nolan!”…keep doing you, pal, I’ll keep listening.

For those people who feel a disconnect with tv sports personalities or any celebrity (of any degree) who it feels like any show of humanity is a play for publicity or an angle chiseled by a corporation should give a listen to Katie Nolan? wherever you listen to podcasts…(1/2)