steven jasper
238 posts


He is a clown. Has not got a clue how to use these players. He's knows he's under pressure now as he is panicking about what's the best formation. Watching Liverpool play these days is so much effort. #slotout
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Why is it whenever we get a talent in England everyone has to drag them down. Yes @lukelittler shouldn't have taken the bait but he one of our own soets get behind him. #lukelittler #DartsWorldChampionship
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@NBCSportsSoccer The only thing I see here is nunez being defensively lazy, should be scanning and tracking Tarkowski but just stands their in no mans land in the last min of the Merseyside derby.
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@TheAnfieldBuzz You are in the last minute in a local derby and 2-1 up and the centre half sneaks in at the back post. He goes right past nunez who is waiting on the edge of the box for the ball to come back out. He needs to forget that and track the defender.
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@LFC Should have got on jones, pushed elliot out wide and took Chiesa off and sent him back to Italy, terrible player!!
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Where is her family?
How has this become a thing? 🤷🏼♂️
Good luck to her future husband. 👍
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Woman films the aftermath of sleeping with 100 men in 14 hours 😐 x.com/copiumx/status…
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@AmeliaRocket1 I think it's a great idea, they would be well good on the front line. All they do now is play COD and fortnite, give them a flashy headset and a gun and they will be delighted!
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@footballtweet @TimesSport Should be done by their feet. If their foot is past the defenders then it's offside.... Not difficult. Rashford's nose has cost him his england place.
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🚨 Arsène Wenger is pushing ahead with his new offside rule proposal, which means there has to be daylight between the attacker and defender for an offside to be given.
Do you agree with that change?
@TimesSport

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@philpott70 @QPR I admit I don't go Argyle very often for various reasons but last Tues when you boys went one up we were silent and all you could hear was negativity. I said to my lad, we are bad but booing will make them worse. They are lacking confidence. Players need to feel our support.
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Hopefully when we've all calmed down, the dust settles and stop slagging off certain players we can all come together for next Saturday,this group of players are @QPR players the club we all love and next Saturday they will need us at our best , come on everyone 💪💙🤍💙
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@superhoops10 @QPR It fills me with fear more because I live down here with a lot of the so called amazing green army who really are mostly prem league armchair fans who watch argyle once or twice a season and five me the big one when we lose 😉
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Two or three weeks ago I thought 53/54 points would be needed for @QPR to survive now I'm thinking the traditional 50 could well be enough ! On to Tuesday but Plymouth have now reverted to early season style of play after sacking manager so it fills me with fear !
#Falmouthhoops
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@AhAndrewhoney @LauncestonCol *college...... Go straight to reflection for a spelling mistake, you have to miss work... Oh hang on 🤔😂
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Nothing I love more is when my son comes home from collage, and explains why he got a reflection, then tells me that he missed English, RE and his break because of something that he nothing to do with
The mind boggles of logic and understanding @LauncestonCol 🤯
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@Phillo11 Top team, ran and managed the correct way. More coached, less poached!
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steven jasper retweetledi

🏆 PREMIER LEAGUE TROPHY TO VISIT LAUNCESTON FC 🏆
⚽ Saturday 27th Jan
🕑14:15
🏆@swpleague
🆚 @StDennisAFC1
🎫 £5/£3/U16 FREE
The trophy will be pitch side for photo opportunities, an hour before kick off and in the clubhouse after the game 💜


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steven jasper retweetledi

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!
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