Jazzy Starlet

this was not true btw

I don’t need therapy, I have drugs

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

as someone who has previously loved "closure," i regret to inform all of you that seeking out "one more conversation" for closure is really just seeking out another hit from your dopamine slot machine. closure is being done looking for an answer from someone else.

Home wreckers are a myth how she get in ? Ya nigga open the door

@PercThaGoat I look like that and all I do is spend my boyfriend’s money, which usually makes people more upset

who the one in the hospital bed though?

@__BigO__ I don’t ask, but he always offers 🥰

I’ve never encountered a woman that has asked me or expected me to pay her bills at this age. So I truly wonder who y’all be dating 😂

dealing with the wrong man can really fuck your life up

@iamcardib Offset is no one, Cardi surpassed him before the pandemic, that was a different timeline

AND DID !!!!!!

Maybe God will stop sending me ain’t shit nggas if I send one BACK to him

📌

my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”

I love this fucking website I'm never leaving

HOW YOU GET SHOT WITH NO SCAR????

@rustyrockets @TuckerCarlson Gemini behavior

My life has changed. Praise Jesus.

Imagine hating on me while I am at home like this

And y’all wonder why your bean has the sensitivity of a coke freestyle touchscreen smh