
Joey
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Joey
@jbburant
Tenure-track researcher | phenotypic plasticity | population dynamics | seasonality | long-term studies | birds | 🇨🇦🇳🇱🇪🇺


Fascinating WSJ story showing that many Booomers are not only not downsizing their homes, they're instead upsizing and getting large ones. Empty-nest baby boomers own 28% of U.S. homes with three bedrooms compared with 16% for millennials with children. wsj.com/economy/housin…


why can't native english speakers ever understand what i mean when i say that "i cut my own hair" meaning "i do it myself as opposed to getting it cut at a hairdresser" is really weird




I don’t want to hear a single European talk about their free healthcare until they put air conditioning in their stupid hospitals


I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered


Insane timelapse of the Oranje Army going through Kansas City today

Is everyone in Europe dehydrated? Nobody carries water bottles. Water is expensive everywhere and not free at most restaurants. Bathrooms are scarce and often cost money to use. My theory is everyone is ok with this bleak situation because they’re all massively dehydrated, rarely pee, and don’t know the glory of what 1+ gallons of water consumed per day feels like to the human body.







Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?




It's crazy how far south the US is compared to Europe. How is Chicago further south than ROME. And New York is like Madrid

@number_pizza111 There is greater cultural difference between San Francisco and Boise than there is between Berlin and Paris.





This may be hard for you so be brave.. WE SAY THE ITALIAN WORD THE WAY THE ITALIANS SAY IT. We don’t say ‘Parrsta’ like Americans… because a) it sounds horrible and b) THAT ISN’T HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT 🤣 🍝




I’m really in love with the fact that, because British people don’t pronounce Rs, they think you added an R when you say a letter normally. To them, every word I say is filled with an incomprehensible number of Rs

