JB

Decided I don’t want a new vehicle and am going to dump all my car money into this 07 Yukon with a V8 & a lift kit

Forgot I have will power and can send 6 different sales guys on a hunt for the vehicle I want.

I literally will NEVER reduce myself to even having one single second of a thought about my caloric intake. Truly nothing on this god forsaken earth will restrict me let alone some made up watch what you eat or drink BULLSHIT.

Robby Hoffman tells Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper that men who REFUSE to go down on women are basically gay 😭😮💀 “Oh, like DJ Khaled is gay… I think if you’re bragging about not going down on a woman, it’s like bro, just come out. Like, there’s no other way to come out”

I physically can not bring myself to even think about liking a sandal that has a toe strap like what the actual fuck them shits are so ugly

I get all 11 federal holidays +2 additional days & 5 weeks of PTO. With all that I still work 223 days a year, 145 is fucking diabolical for a govt employee

“Never heard of him”

“Oooohhhhhhhh you know Tanner Smith” my fav fucking line my responses be so creative

@jatetenkins I usually love it here

@jbirdflyinhigh The worst

How annoying that I’m in my own home before I’m ready to be

@jatetenkins @ericapackard

You a wanna watch Justin Bieber at Coachella?

When my mother says something mean or harsh I stop in my tracks and I fucking listen bc that bitch is a straight up SAINT and never talks bad about anyone or anything

@jatetenkins Like honestly who am I to forget

@jbirdflyinhigh Girl, same.

I just want to point out.... The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

Sit on the toilet while I shower and tell me all the gossip you’ve acquired 👇🏼

@60Minutes This guy actually thinks we’ve stopped having sex bc we are playing games on our phones? LMAO who on gods green earth is turning down sex

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@jatetenkins YES! It was when we had to pay extra for data on our phones 😂😂 I had twitter as a contact it was bad lmao

@jbirdflyinhigh Girl remember when you could text to tweet?? I found my twitter archive download. 2009/2010 Tate was something 😂

I am I’ve had this bitch since 2010 old