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@anymanfitness It's the age where "casual" or "recreational" team sports pretty much end.

This article says “70% of 13 year olds have stopped playing a sport they used to enjoy” It’s been touted as a reason to avoid travel sports. I have another theory. 13 is 8th grade. Maybe they try out for their school team and don’t make it. So they quit. They realize they won’t play in high school. 8th grade has always been a big drop off year for kids who suck at sports. sportsleadership.acu.edu/why-kids-quit-…

@WallStreetApes Spell oven again, MF.

American shows she’s reheating her Little Caesars Pizza in the box, in the over. She’s says you can do this You can’t do this. Not only does she have her over set to 450 degrees, you can’t put cardboard in the over These people vote See the smoke? She says the reheating instructions telling her to do this are on the box, but they aren’t. I’ve verified this - Wrong Temp - Imaginary instructions on box - No knowledge of not putting flammable paper in over These people vote

@PaulAnleitner Right conclusion. Wrong example. This was the best part of the movie and the trilogy. It subverted the plagiarism and gave us something unexpected (for once).

This moment in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was when I knew the postmodern deconstruction of our culture was reaching its apex. It’s hard to believe now that this was a real scene.

@fandompulse "I knew what the fans wanted. I gave them something else and they didn't like it. It's all their fault."

Kathleen Kennedy, in her Deadline exit interview after stepping down as Lucasfilm president, on what she considered the lows of her tenure: "The lows are that you've got a very, very small percentage of the fan base that has enormous expectations and basically they want to continue to see pretty much the same thing. And if you're not going to do that, then you know going in that you're going to disappoint them. I'm not sure there's anything you can do about that, because you can't please everybody." Is the person who ran Star Wars into the ground blaming the fans on her way out?

@mattvanswol Get the heck out of Asheville, man. I sure as hell wouldn't let my kid get educated there.

GOOD MORNING ASHEVILLE NC SCHOOLS... Have fun chanting "Kids over Corporations"... ...while MY kid sits at home BECAUSE YOU CANCELLED SCHOOL and I burn vacation days I was SAVING FOR HIM!!! WHY ARE YOU USING MY KIDS EDUCATION AS A PROP FOR YOUR POLITICS???!!!!!!!!!!!!

@gotrice2024 Shark Tank isn't interested in taking innovative products to market. They are interested in taking an already profitable company and scaling it up.

This man was tired of having to painstakingly drain his pool after a huge rain storm.he went to his garage and created his own solution to the people’s. He used pvc pipes and carefully measured the pipes that enter the water, making them just long enough to siphon the water and then lose suction and stop when the appropriate amount of water was removed. He wanted to market an actual product like this for other pool owners who would be interested. Is this concept ready for the Shark Tank, what do you think?

@abarkett17 I'd say so. Fatigue isn't a factor in game swings, so you shouldn't be practicing swings when you are tired. 135 swings in an hour just isn't going to result in quality swings and bad habits will end up being reinforced.

Too many swings in one hour session with 16 year old? Let’s hear the experts chime in? Asking for a friend …

@CodifyBaseball Damn, are they becoming the Angels?

In his last 8 regular season starts, Shohei Ohtani has allowed a total of 2 earned runs in 44⅔ innings pitched. The Los Angeles Dodgers lost 6 of those games.

@Boldyboy1975 OK so look, I have issues with putting sauce on top of cheese. and I see it in every one of this type of video. It's not going to stay inside the sandwich and it will end up on your shirt. Put the sauce on the bread so it can be locked into the pores of the bread and stay put.

‘I’m soooo gonna try this’😋

@TGreenhutOD LOL. The Braves fans in the Carolinas will jump ship immediately. The only reason we ever watched the Braves was because of the lack of a better option and the TBS monopoly in the 80s.

If an expansion team lands in Charlotte, Raleigh, or Nashville, which most likely will happen, they will be outnumbered by Braves 50:1, if not more. People aren't going to just switch allegiances that span generations. Best to just stay away from Braves Country if you ask me!

@JML_ACC Amazing how these accounts pretend to be some sort of expert analysts but can't get simple facts right.

ACC Innings Pitched Leaders through Week 11 1. Gavin Eddy (Cal)- 65.2 2. Jack Radel (North Carolina)- 64.1 3. Wes Mendes (Florida State)- 63 4. Oliver de la Torre (Cal)- 62.1 5. Michael Sharman (Clemson)- 62 #ItJustMeansLess #GoACC

@TheAthletic This goes to show that no matter what the Carolina Panthers do, the media is never going to give them any respect at all. Consensus #1 draft in the league.

NFL teams have completed the bulk of their offseason overhauls, and the power rankings are back to see how the balance of power in the league has shifted.

@balkwhisperer The ball is round. Even if it's resting in foul territory, the side of the ball can be hanging over the line, making it fair.

When the ball is in front of the base it is fair if any part of the ball is on or OVER the line.

@TooMuchMortons_ Nope. Nothing is functionally different before the swing begins and he is flying open in the top video. The follow-through in the bottom video which is above the shoulders as opposed to around the body, is vastly superior. The bottom swing is better for average and power both.

Fernando Tatis Jr. Top is 2024 and bottom is yesterday. Different pitch locations and not perfectly similar camera angles but IMO he’s not doing things right before contact. He’s not setting himself up to hit for power.

@TwinsAlmanac 7 innings. Mercy rule + first game of double-header.

Watch how Trevor Bauer’s teammates reacted after he completed his no-hitter earlier today

@NFL_DF Hey, "Most reliable source". Someone from the NFC South is required to be a playoff team. Them's the rules.

WAY-TOO-EARLY 2027 NFL MOCK DRAFT

@HouseFullFlav @ThatGuyRocked In that community college you went to where they don't weed out people who didn't pass English in high school? You aren't autistic, you're just retarded. Tell your lies to people as dumb as you are and they might believe them.

@jblues1969 @ThatGuyRocked Ok you are either 18 years old or didn’t go to college because I’ve definitely written an essay in class. 😆 sticks & stones man. You’re bad at this.

Tyler Hansbrough That guy rocked.

@HouseFullFlav @ThatGuyRocked You wrote essays and research papers while sitting in class? You're not even smart enough to tell a decent lie on the internet, you feculent pustule.

@jblues1969 @ThatGuyRocked Oh did you not have to use words like window, continue, & receipt in college when you wrote essays or research papers in class? Please shut the fuck up.

@ThatGuyRocked Hansbrough gets the ball in the paint, 3 guys hit him. Hansbrough doesn't fall down, the 3 guys who hit him all hit the floor. Hansbrough dunks the ball. The fans of the 3 guys complain he gets all the calls.

@HouseFullFlav @ThatGuyRocked In those really hard spelling classes you take in college, apparently.

@ThatGuyRocked My friend sat next to Tyler in the classes he showed up for and said he was super stupid. Like couldn’t spell ‘continue’ and asked my buddy “how do you spell window?”