John Bossnack

Help me find the woman who saved my life in June 2004...I was floating alone in open waters off Key West...I was so exhausted I never asked her name and I really want to pay her and the others back for their help...please repost

@tunguz The memes won't write themselves

I didn’t choose the memelord life. Memelord life chose me.

@tunguz Yeah I remember being at the hospital with my wife and our new child and got a call from my boss saying I needed to be there tomorrow.

Yeah, I am having another uncomfortable flashback. Except in my case it was even worse - I was asking for a few days off for a paternity leave. Which by law according to the jurisdiction they were in they were required to give me. They “conceded” only one day. I left that place a month later.

@JackHudler @FarmGirlCarrie just wear a grey hoodie and sweatpants and you will be fine...move fast and don't talk...and keep your doors closed when dealing with the police...she was totally in the wrong but she invited him right in with her door wide open like that

@jbossnack @FarmGirlCarrie And hope nobody has security cameras?

I was not prepared for this level of insanity 😂😂

@republiqueBRA bill gates got some milkers

@republiqueBRA it's like playing the freaky version of Where's Waldo

🤬 🇫🇷 Ativistas do FEMEN, movimento feminista radical, realizam protesto em Paris para denunciar o caso envolvendo Jeffrey Epstein e “a impunidade das elites envolvidas no escândalo”.

@Anxiousvids bro just be happy reppin out 225

Señores, su rodilla izquierda 😭..(Luego todo el peso cae sobre su rodilla derecha 🤦)..

@realDougStewart @JUSTcatmeme some ODB looking to buy a new car

@JUSTcatmeme There’s two ways to sell cars in Arizona

This HAS to be intentional

@Mappy6984 coulda gone like this

This goes many directions

@Emilio2763 bro playin with the food like it's play dough

I’d Swallow My Tongue and Choke to Death before I’d Ever Eat this…

@JonErlichman Jensen's power is already 10,000x and he hasn't even reached his final form yet

“No task is beneath me.” ~ Jensen Huang

Jensen Huang is built different

No freaking way

@ShotgunRider72 yeah it was a sobering moment in my life that made me realize how dependent we really are on each other. that's a really good idea. I really was not thinking much when they got me on the boat other than how thankful I was to be outta that water :)

@jbossnack Wow, it's amazing that you are still here. You might share your story with the local newspaper in the Keys if she's still around that area or someone in her circle. Hopefully, you'll hear back.

Help me find the woman who saved my life in June 2004...I was floating alone in open waters off Key West...I was so exhausted I never asked her name and I really want to pay her and the others back for their help...please repost

@Natio84 @Countcristo44 bro walks right up to an elephant flapping it's ears and tries to touch it LOL wtf was he thinking

@Countcristo44 Karma 🤡

A heroic elephant destroyed dozens of vehicles in India.

@FarmGirlCarrie There are plenty more of this on the road driving in a big SUV and actively trying to destroy other people's lives

@tunguz Someone once told that Indiana is a Poor Man's Ohio... they're not wrong

It’s better than Illinois.

Stop and enjoy nature

@DailyLoud "what am I gonna do with all these extra honey buns?"

Alabama Jail Officer Faces 7 Felony Extortion Charges For Allegedly Taking Honey Buns From Inmates

@rabbitonator @JOKAQARMY1 some older neighborhood kids hung my older brother from a tree when he was 6 years old because they said he was one

@JOKAQARMY1 True story…

This is the noise of a Goat 🐐 😤