
Joshua Burshaw
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Joshua Burshaw
@jburshaw
Give me Metal and hockey or give me death \m/ Fan of the Leafs and Ti-Cats... I must be a masochist



Construction worker pranks his friend by breaking the restroom he's using


Thank you to all of our fans who participated in Paint the Ice Night following last night’s game! 🎨




Iran has blockaded the Strait of Hormuz. So Trump's response is to blockade the Strait of Hormuz too. Like two overweight men trying to pass in a corridor, neither willing to turn sideways. Let us be very clear about what the United States Navy will now be doing. It will be stopping ships, and then, inevitably, a Chinese tanker comes along. It wants to move oil. The USS Something pulls alongside and says, actually, no, you don't. And suddenly the man has started an argument with the one country on Earth that makes Iran look like a minor inconvenience – China. Russia, watching from the sidelines. You cannot Truth Social your way around 39 kilometres of coastline bristling with missiles, mines and men with absolutely nothing left to lose. What you can do, apparently, is turn a regional war into a confrontation with both nuclear powers simultaneously, in a strait you don't control, over shipping that isn't moving anyway. The double blockade solves nothing. It closes what is already closed, threatens who cannot be threatened, and gives Beijing and Moscow exactly the excuse they've been waiting for.

Acting AG Todd Blanche: "I love working for President Trump. It's the greatest honor of a lifetime. And if President Trump chooses to nominate somebody else and asks me to go do something else, I'll say, 'Thank you very much, I love you, sir.'"


Dave Roberts said "there's got to be some grace" for Shohei Ohtani as a two-way player when asked about him getting extended time in between innings to warm up. "The truth is, he's different." (H/T: @HyeseongKimMuse)







Trump: “The military is building a massive complex under the ballroom, and that’s under construction, and we’re doing very well, so we’re ahead of schedule”











