Joe Butt

That awkward moment when you find your doppelgänger. It isn't me I promise

Stretcher for a hand injury. Nonce

@LegacySiu Macheda…

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

Take care Mo, thank you for everything but you’ve stole a living this season

2 mins left on the clock and England box kick… frightening game management. What a game though

@LozzaFox No… the fact he lived for another 20+ years is a disgrace in itself

Disgusting and abhorrent as his crimes were - in the absence of capital punishment in this country - even the most depraved criminals should be protected from vigilante justice in prison.

BORTHWICK OUT

Might have to start watching more tennis

Pub’s stark message: ‘National p**s shortage due to the Government taking it all’ lynnnews.co.uk/news/landlady-…

@BBCSport @Chris__Bunting

Tag a friend who does this on the snooker table 😮

I have never seen a better executed order for the table in my life Down to the details: - napkin tuck for order - upping portion sizes in a blink - the Bao Bun execution - asking the server for recs - politeness and complete control of the room Wow.

No selling a Razor’s Edge through a table is insane. Those American football fans are literally killing the business. 💀

Why are they wearing masks?!

*chefs kiss

Eni Aluko: "I've worked for brilliant broadcasters; by default, I'm a brilliant broadcaster."

Adverts on ITV before the scrums is the sort of American nonsense that is ruining sport

As our Dad would say… great little dink @c_butt

Pizza costing £25.99.

#OTD in 2002: Liverpool gain a valuable point at Highbury, coming from 1-0 down to level through John Arne Riise. Have a look at this pass technique from Steven Gerrard

@JJohnson9193 @PremRising 🤣🤣🤣

@PremRising @jbutt19

When someone asks me what my fitness goals are