Justin Valens

@thepolarbeaver Good job, kid

Way to go t-mad! @thepolarbeaver @SydM1

Isn't it time for the tenor sax to make its return to pop music? @billyjoel #rockandroll #rockandroll #enoughisenough

I bet there is less snow in New Brunswick! #thenotebook #weather #sundayjoke #BringBackOurGirls #prom2k14 @RMaceachern @davesustrik

Snow?!?!?!?! I must have slept through summer! #hilarious #weather #MayThe4thBeWithYou #sundayjoke #pressfreedom @davesustrik

Glad I didn't put the snow brush away! #weather #sundayjoke #KentuckyDerby @davesustrik

You should pat me on the back. I'm a ninja.

What time does the hockey game start?

There are #sports other than hockey at the Olympics??? Can someone please confirm this? #yeahright

It's almost #2014 and we still have not found a way to make laundry enjoyable. #thinkaboutit

Throwback. See #rimbey? I do belong out here #pony instagram.com/p/flBw7tuGHF/

When you are lying in bed tonight, take some time to remember that Sandra Bullock was in Speed 2: Cruise Control #nautical

There comes a time in every human's life where the thought "Today is a good day to listen to Hall and Oates" pops into the head.

I was told by a student I should get cowboy boots because they would suit me. Should I be flattered or concerned?

My least favorite thing about #backtoschool is #socks

Yep @ Rimbey Jr Sr High instagram.com/p/dvJztQuGP2/

I set my alarm for tomorrow morning. Goodbye summer.

Just posted a photo @ Rimbey, Alberta instagram.com/p/c_ENa_OGPx/

#boom @ Rimbey, Alberta instagram.com/p/c5oXuquGFr/

I just used the word "foci." Does this mean summer is over?