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@PedzKeenan @Dynamomagician Mental mate eh

Who’s Rashford’s agent, @Dynamomagician ?!

@HovieAlan Can’t believe you’re slagging my team there bro out of order………don’t get me started on your maroon team 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jcaddow27 Pens mate and could have went either way! You beat that ASEAN team yet 🤣

Only one team can go toe to toe with PSG & that’s Liverpool Can see it being a battle of the next few years 🤌🏽

@StretfordPaddck Bring on all youngster’s now might see some fight

💭 Thoughts on the opening half an hour, Reds? ⚪️ 1-0 🔴 | #MUFC #TOTMUN

@LeonRousseau10 @HovieAlan 🤣🤣🤣🎣🎣🎣🎣

@jcaddow27 @HovieAlan You're lucky nothing rhymes with Caddow. Thats all im saying you saddo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heart of midlothian hired Graham Rix a registered sex offender at the time and the fans just accepted it and started justifying his crimes, And Craig Thomson too

@LeonRousseau10 @HovieAlan Terrible Leon terrible…..the ginger baguette part hit you hard mate take the L 🤣

@HovieAlan Rosies are red His names Hovie Brown His mums always happpy When my hands slide up her night gown

@PedzKeenan Do you know any good financial advisors? 👀🤣

£7.2m on top of last years losses of over £3m is staggeringly poor. Something’s not right at Hibs and it needs sorted pronto.

@PedzKeenan Think they just do it to wind folk up like me and you 🤣🤣

@jcaddow27 Folk like that should be locked away for their own safety

Full on heroin addict this boy

@Mrjamieohara1 Zirkzee has to let rip low and hard across goalie imo, just shows you the type of striker he is and why he won’t be at United long

Can dig out Maguire but that’s such a bad ball played to him bounced it at his shins, great game though proper football match 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #LIVMNU

@Barriestweeting @oasis @TicketmasterUK Dynamically priced tickets mate they ain’t stupid the bastards think they done same for Springsteen and Taylor swift

So @oasis at what time was it decided that @TicketmasterUK was gonna roast those that wanted a ticket later in the day with the release of the “in demand standing ticket” £375.85 a pot! Incredible. Never mind the ticket touts….this is scandalous for a standing ticket.

@SCOTTHARRISON_5 @racingblogger What u on about?? I know it’s offside but am comparing an image that was posted. The first image if u hadn’t seen the game shows a ball hitting zirkzees knee….offside is given when garna passes the ball

Do you agree with that OFFSIDE ruling for Manchester United? #BHAMUTD

@HovieAlan @SpartansFC Memories to last a life time brother what a pler……loved every second driving u everywhere 🤣🤣 what a pleasure to play with the real life Peter Pan much luv mate enjoy the rest ❤️❤️❤️

@SpartansFC Amazing football club. Forever grateful to share a changing room with some of the best people you could ever want to meet. Cant wait to watch the club continue to grow and make more historic milestones. 🤍❤️

🚨 Spartans stalwart @HovieAlan retires. ‘Hovie’ started his journey with Spartans during our East of Scotland era & became the first player to win the Lowland League 3 times with the same Club. An SPFL debut aged 37 and made his 300th appearance v Hearts in the Scottish Cup.

@RossAllum Very soggy 🤣🤣🤣

No as easy as you think getting out that lowland is it…😮‍💨😮‍💨

@EdinburghCityFC @dougiegair Congrats Sir Duggy another great achievement ❤️❤️

Our inaugural Hall of Fame inductee is Sir @dougiegair 🖤🤍

@RobbieHorn77 Memories to last a lifetime mate outstanding achievements…..hopefully those sat shopping trips aren’t around for too long now 🤣🤣 and your back in the game. Well done mate ❤️

For anyone that can be bothered to read! A wee bit longer than wee Daz’s!

@PenicuikAth A true gentleman loved by many in the game such sad news rest east Neil thoughts to all the family and the cuiky family 💙💙

It is with deep regret that Penicuik Athletic announce the news of the peaceful passing this morning of club secretary, and our friend, Neil Gordon. Our thoughts, prayers and support at this time are with Colin & Mairi, Lesley & George, his grandchildren and the wider family.

@broony1987 🤣🤣🤣

This Epstein Island list is being milked out that long I’m starting to get para I might be on it