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@jcarax007

just some guy who writes funny stuff sometimes. talk to me about plants and books.

teh_world (kinda) Katılım Eylül 2012
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J@Jayecane·
$6,335 in your account in 48hrs
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wiley@jcarax007·
@RioStaysTrue Damn dude 25 would get me right till end of the month.
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wiley@jcarax007·
@MissAuroraSnow Sleep is so strange like how come I have to pretend to be asleep to fall asleep?
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Aurora Snow@MissAuroraSnow·
How long do you usually lie in bed hoping sleep is on its way before admitting defeat? I'm six hours in and about to give up, having transitioned from “trying to sleep” to “being awake horizontally.”
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FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 The NBA Playoffs are here! To celebrate, we're giving away $200 in Bonus Bets to 10 users! 🏀 For a chance to win: 1️⃣ REPOST 2️⃣ FOLLOW @FDSportsbook & @FanDuel 3️⃣ REPLY with your pick to win the NBA Title Rules: bit.ly/FD-NBAPlayoffs
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Rio@RioStaysTrue·
Ok, let’s give some money away 🫡 Just make sure you’re following, ❤️ and reply Will be picking people all night long ⬇️
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wiley@jcarax007·
@LilyAdamsXo Need I remind you of my offer?! (Decapitation fetish soundin pretty hot rn...)
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Lily Adams ♡
Lily Adams ♡@LilyAdamsXo·
True. But right now my only options are dumbass not able to work “it” or even speak to a woman nerdy college kids or.. wait that’s it. (I like nerds, that’s a compliment) But I don’t like people younger than me 👀
Jon@Jcookeindahouse

@LilyAdamsXo I think you can get good dick without going back to the industry, no? You? I think you'd have a pretty good chance.

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wiley@jcarax007·
@LilyAdamsXo Shit changes thats why I said "let me know"
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Lily Adams ♡@LilyAdamsXo·
I’m mad but but not mad level where I get sent to prison for life 💀
wiley@jcarax007

@LilyAdamsXo Let me know when you need a volunteer to decapitate (no condom)

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wiley@jcarax007·
@LilyAdamsXo Let me know when you need a volunteer to decapitate (no condom)
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Lily Adams ♡@LilyAdamsXo·
I need a (male) volunteer to let me bitch slap them
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FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
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FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook·
🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 The Round of 64 starts TODAY, and we're giving away $50,000 in Bonus Bets! For a chance to win: 1️⃣ REPOST 2️⃣ FOLLOW @FDSportsbook & @FanDuel 3️⃣ REPLY with a CBB bet you've placed for today 50 users will win $1,000 in Bonus Bets! Rules: linktr.ee/FanDuel
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