jc dawson

It would be pretty cool if all this bad publicity on the railways resulted in high speed passenger trains for Americans

how to sound like a nerd tutorial

I don’t have Instagram

Just put a rang on that thang

The worst part about growing up is your group messages that started in highschool start to look like this

@zacheard17 But you made three frown

@Baylielynn3 “It was on sale”

how do i resist spending over the limit for secret santa when my love language is gift giving 🥺

@Baylielynn3 Canes sauce aphrodisiac?

i think everyone that works at canes has sex with each other

Thanksgiving was really rough this year after convincing both my uncles to invest their life savings into bitcoin when it was at 40,000

@Thetenorplayer Big nightcore guy?

every song sounds better sped up

@Sailing_LaVaga Pay the toll?

I was fired from Twitter today. AMA.

I don’t think I’ve ever really enjoyed a movie that has the rock in it

@zacheard17 I don’t think anyone has kids on purpose we’re all just accidents man

@zacheard17 Gotta even them out

@matthewtraverr Anything above a Honda Accord is tacky

corvettes are tacky🤮

I’m not the kind of guy you want to share a charcuterie board with. I’ll eat it too fast

My girlfriend not being able to finish her steak and loaded baked potato 🤝me wanting a little more steak and loaded baked potato after finishing mine

I miss canes so much

Elves are so cringe