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My (not-in-Academia) partner refers to the incentives to do unpaid labor in Academia as "magic tenure fairy points." What if you're not on the tenure track and don't get magic tenure fairy points? It's an absolute scam.

@__BOST__ Come to the fediverse

My timeline, suddenly, no longer features -any- Carolina Hurricanes content or the people I follow who talk about the Canes. Twitter is broken.

When people started worrying about the Musk's interest in Twitter, I really thought people were blowing things out of proportion. I figured it was just another thing for people to grumble about on the birdsite. #wrongontheinternet

@rodneyremington @GergelyOrosz ok boomer

@GergelyOrosz My generation stands in awe of this generation whinging about having to show up to an office to get a paycheck from said office.

@KLdivergence Try changing your handle to Elum Musk. Then they'll notice.

Just realized I am NOT locked out of my Twitter computer. No, no, no, no, there must be some mistake.

@BeefAsAWeapon It's you, isn't it?

@bitshiftmask Omg, that thing about having fun low stakes projects for stressed out engineers is pure genius.

@fasterthanlime @uhhhcantfindone Apologies.

Number of times I've typed the word thong in the past twenty years: ~5 Number of times I've typed pythong instead of python: limitless

@AndrewRumbach I want the font on the City Planning one.

Hot off the 1952 presses

@bcantrill Was this because you got mentioned in an Adam Neely video?

I have seen a pronounced uptick in new followers that are following exactly 10 accounts -- generally 9 celebrities/big brands and then me (?!). This is clearly suspect, but who is the mark?

@timClicks Tbh that doesn't make it more appealing. Partly because I don't believe that getting in a good team is luck. It's a multi tiered system that rewards privilege.

Sorry to be a shill, but working at AWS can be incredible if you have the right team. I am extremely privileged to be alongside such incredible people.

@steveklabnik We do try to make space for the Kindly Ones.

@AndrewRumbach Is nobody going to mention the 8.555 bathrooms?

Only $250 million? Psshh.

@a_hoverbear @sgrif @fasterthanlime It's even harder when they are 10x programmers.

@CristobalJAlex @What46HasDone @SecretaryPete @KLdivergence this was on my timeline right below your post about being stuck on the runway. Possibly relevant to your interests?

This is brilliant: Flight delayed or canceled? New database shows what airlines owe you. Thanks ⁦@SecretaryPete⁩! usatoday.com/story/travel/a…

@SpewanMcGregor @flukejones Yo