mr. johnseph

This man deserves a prison sentence

Drake: Its been 17 days without a diss track gang where u at Kendrick:

The very best calls of John Sterling’s illustrious career! 🎙️

I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

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Patrick Mahomes Sr. thinking about being trapped in the same suite as Brittany, Jackson, and Taylor Swift for 4 hours at the Super Bowl

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Yea that’s actually nuts never thought about that

🗣️ “Winning a race at this level - you don’t do it that often. I’d like to get to a place where I do it more often, but I think any win is a good thing and is a step in the right direction and is experience.” @GoUnionAC’s @elladonaghu after taking the 3000m win at the BU Terrier Classic in 8:46.39. A win is a win! 🥇 🎥 Full interview with Ella: youtu.be/eI5dJKHJ8rA

this is the look that a woman gives you when youre sperging about your autistic interest and shes into it. its rare, and she may not understand the intricacies of warhammer or blockchain or whatever youre explaining, but she loves that youre excited. and thats enough.

my date when she finds out I'm unemployed but I have swag

"So I paralled double parked that muthafucka sideways"

Do your own research smh 🤨

@kuperhale In that minted ny bag

Unintentional cosplay for my jog today

Me and my wife’s best friend’s husband

he defending tf outta that shit god damn

Rick Rubin gave Jay-Z the idea on how to open "99 Problems"

lotta you googoo gaga ass individuals gonna go crazy for this shit

y’all in her likes and i’m on her last nerves we not the same