Janice Cruz Brooks

Hello, friends! I have created an app and I’d be honored if you folks would give it a try. It’s basically a performative texting app. 25 billion texts are sent every day. Why not share the funny ones! It’s fun. It’s free. It’s not owned by Elon. Enjoy! apps.apple.com/us/app/ramble-…

Just caught a glimpse of my face in profile. Might go on Nozempic.

Great conversation on the Typical Disgusting Display podcast with @thesulk @juliussharpe and @jcunderground -- give it a listen! open.spotify.com/episode/616YLi…

I get goosebumps just thinkin’ about it!

Here’s one of my lil jokes (thanks for the shoutout @thesulk @juliussharpe and @jcunderground! I sent it to my mom!)

Never even liked tennis anyway.

We don't want it to end either 🥲 #Wimbledon

It’s gonna be emotional 😢 @andy_murray walks out onto Centre Court with his big bro @jamie_murray in his final #Wimbledon

What. A. Moment. ✨ @andy_murray & @jamie_murray walk out to Centre Court together for the 1st time 🎥 @Wimbledon

No other tennis player ever made you feel like maybe the next day would be a little bit brighter if they won a match. Andy Murray just made life a bit more survivable, honestly, and if you think I'm being overdramatic, maybe I am but please just let me be today. 🙏 💕

Andyyy🥺😭 We couldn't wish for better support for women's tennis. Thank you for everything, it was a privilege to stand on Center Court tonight. Congratulations on your amazing career. You are amazing @andy_murray 🫶🏼

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The big t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ four. @RafaelNadal 🤝 @andy_murray

25 years ago today, Family Guy premiered to tepid reviews! And a quarter of a century later, they’re still as tepid as ever! Congrats to us all on our tepidness!

“Thank God that one’s over.” -every year since 2016.

“The Lovely Gent” is what Stu & I now call @jimmycarr.

@thesulk Stu enjoyed this one

Jimmy Carr is a class act. That is to say, it’s all an act. His real name is James Automobile.

@jimmycarr WE were the ones who were thrilled. Thank you ♥️♥️

Listening to @thesulk and @juliussharpe write jokes for a Family Guy scene is like watching an MLB pitcher effortlessly throw 95-mph gas in warmups. It’s a different level. Every writer needs to listen: open.spotify.com/episode/6qxYXW…

@thesulk @chashollywood @juliussharpe Thank you, @chashollywood ♥️♥️♥️

@chashollywood @juliussharpe @jcunderground Nice!! Thanks, Chas!!