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jd

@jd_notvance

Big movie guy. Junior, biomedical engineering

he/him, 20 Katılım Kasım 2020

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@femboxd This is egregious holy

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I’m about to block my irl

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USMNT Only@usmntonly·20h

This Japanese fan trying Texas BBQ for the first time is amazing 😂

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Ybg Dong@femboxd·13h

I’m so fat I be eating all my food on the drive home because I can’t wait until I get home

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@femboxd Premed students be like yeah I inhaled chloroform at my unpaid internship today

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Ybg Dong@femboxd·17h

INHALED CHLOROFORM AT WORK NOW IM LIGHTHEADED #RIPFEMBOXD

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Fat consumerist pig (I doordashed this)

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Beyond parody

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2

Holy shit!! There are huge chunks of blue paint coming off the reflecting pool already… It seems the peroxide loosened things up, yikes!! THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.

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@femboxd Bro

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·1d

He is now only 21 years old.

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Kane Parsons is officially the youngest director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend. He is only 20 years old.

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ZXX

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@femboxd

GIF

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I like Ready Player One ok now everyone kill me

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@ifrydarice I stopped 4 times bc I’m insanely out of shape

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gods strongest shrimp@ifrydarice·1d

@jd_notvance oooo good job

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Run

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@AliceinCha8s8i It’s condescending and done in bad faith which is why he sucks

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AliceinChainslover556@AliceinCha8s8i·1d

@jd_notvance Why y’all soccer fans get so mad when someone criticizes soccer? Not everyone has to like the sport 😭😭😭

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Fuck this guy

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@femboxd Mmmm chocolate

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Forbidden Dubai chocolate filling

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GHANA OH MY GOODNESS

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@femboxd Son

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My ex just posted NF on his Instagram notes… #UNFOLLOWED

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Legendary lineup

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Czarina@fishontherun02·2d

It’s pretty rad how he campaigned on drain the swamp and then spent his entire presidency covering for pedophiles, gargling Israel’s balls, and making a literal swamp.

chiky handler@chiky_handlr

Ha ha ha ha the hydrogen peroxide only affected the edges I’m dying I’m dying 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

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