Jeff Demas

In twenty, possibly twenty five years, if I slow down or become out of touch...just use cyanide🤔🤷‍♂️🤣

I figured out how I banged up my left knee. Too much pressure on my knees sitting up outta bed, leaning on my left, however. Haven't felt lower joint/ligament pain like this in twelve years, but other knee. #niftyfifty

@otokyo__ Dressing like a Persian coke dealer is sort of not my thing.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@AntiLeftMemes Detainment rights, yes. The whole food and water bit.

Do ILLEGALS deserve the same rights as US citizens ?? A. Yes B. No

@Sofia50020Sofia Bad parenting, mental illness, unemployed.

What is your FIRST thought when you see this ??

8 years in the same workplace. Don't know if I'm growing complacent, or if I'm letting other opportunities fly by. In that case, I should get out more.

@Marlayna29 There's two. Pete Steele, and Glenn Danzig.

Metallica 😎 🎸

With all those phoney AI videos on social media, how soon will it be, before reality is little, and AI is too much? damn, that sounds like an Outer Limits episode.

@Sofia50020Sofia Ask Celine Dion.

YES no?

@FoodPleaser That cook should be shot

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

Which one do you find more attractive?

@AntiLeftMemes Is this a thinking man's game, like chess? I mean, I can tell, even in the dark.

What do you tell this person??

@Marlayna29 Highschool kids, and political/ identity politics.

One thing

@uscfan981 Hollywood Hogan don't work for me brother! When was the last time the young talent put over the old.

Who wins?

Going into the weekend with what feels like a grade one hamstring sprain. Hopefully, I'll walk it off in a couple more days.

@ITPremus @RobSchneider @DisneyABCTV He sells out to crowds that check out his stand up.

@DronePro @RobSchneider @DisneyABCTV Who did he sell out to? I don't believe he was suckin dicks to get the part, like so many. I don't believe I've seen him acting as a spokesperson for a questionable pharma product. So what and/or who did he sell out to?

Jimmy Kimmel’s contract with @DisneyABCTV ends April 30th. He won’t make it that long. Disney will fire Kimmel tomorrow morning.

@its_The_Dr Ms. Doubtfire 2.

What do you see?

@NefflynB I'd guess Lou Reed.

Aparentemente, si usas el cerebro derecho ves un conejo, y si usas el cerebro izquierdo ves una tortuga. ¿Qué ves?

@Geniustechw How about NO CARBS!

What would you say to the “No Kings” protesters?

@Dussyme A looks experienced, and controlling. B looks like she'd pay more attention to her phone, rather than you. C has no butt, so who cares. Last, D looks like she'd be into everything. Sadly, you can only do so little with a fat chick.

Which type do you like? 🤔

@brian71la3693 @KarlilleJ @Darkdarling00 Yep, too bad we don't see a dick on her, either, but, ya know...

@KarlilleJ @Darkdarling00 Oh..the I don't see "a color" folks...you're an idiot. WE all see color, most of us just don't care what the color is.

How do you feel about this relationship? 🤔