jamie (she/her) 🌻

Me: *Heats up coffee* "Ugh, it's too hot, I'll wait for it to cool down." *Forgets about coffee* "Ugh, it's too cold, let me go heat it up." *Repeats forever*

It’s 2003. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is bombing the Middle East. It’s 2026. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is bombing the Middle East.

The last government shutdown was when Donald Trump was President. It cost the American people $11 BILLION. Almost like there’s a pattern here.

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising. Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

What character didn’t deserve to die?

What's a song that will forever be associated with a scene from a movie or tv show?

Who did this?:

I don't care if you're a Republican or a Democrat or if you oppose immigration or support it, this is not the behavior of responsible adults who are charged with the nation's wellbeing. Grow up.

wait this is the lead actor drama battle

Imagine being the one person in C&M who fucks up the routine when that's literally your life's work #severance

I know this is the finale but can we get a bonus episode of Milchick just vibing with the Lumon marching band for an hour? #Severance

Donald Trump is making a deliberate attempt to overwhelm the system, and to overwhelm you. It can be difficult to keep up. And that’s by design. But we can keep up – and respond. Here’s what he’s doing, and what it means for you. Just the facts. 🧵⤵️

I truly mean this when I say this man is a piece of shit. If you voted for him, I do not forgive you.

Companies committed to DEI…. -Costco -Meijer -Kroger -Giant Grocery -Ben & Jerry’s -Ulta -Macy’s -Old Navy -Nordstrom’s -TJ Maxx -GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…) -Dollar Tree -Walgreens -Wegmans

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

@mreasycredit1 @oocsitcoms

@oocsitcoms "Your last name is Garrelli?"

what’s your favorite running joke in a sitcom?

@nocontextpawnee There really is a Parks reference for every situation 🤣

It’s like he’s releasing the casting list for the final season of America

The overwhelming takeaway from tonight is that sexism, racism, homophobia, sexual assault, violent crime and treason are not dealbreakers for virtually half of the country. That’s terrifying.