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@tyleroday Apparently I'm not cool

@Pieddogwalker Hi Steven, reaching out on behalf of my client Amazon Pets. We are running a content series called "All in a Day's Work" & would love to feature you & learn about your experiences as BOS's favorite dog walker. This is a paid partnership. Please lmk if interested

The Upper East Side location of @onemedical is a supreme medical office. From the front office team, phlebotomist, PAs, doctors, office design, sunny windows, and convenient location... *chefs kiss*!

@incrediblyian years ago you tweeted about eating a whole block of cheese. I think of that tweet often cause... same

@tyleroday I personally prefer a bagel Friday. But there is truly no bad time for a bagel

@realDonaldTrump Hush. Aren’t you tired?

Pennsylvania prevented us from watching much of the Ballot count. Unthinkable and illegal in this country.

Here for all these “walk of shames” still in Halloween costumes on the subway! Gettt it boys and girls! #Halloween2020 #WalkofShame

@incrediblyian You ain’t wrong!

@popLOCKEdropit this is why I’m happy to be underemployed atm lol

@BB_Updates NOT THIS

Memphis is the new HoH! #BB22

I miss the old Katy Perry

@MetroNorth Following

Harlem Line - delayed due to to police department activity near Brewster. As more info becomes available we will notify you asap.

@BigBrotherWatch production, do something!! This season is boring! #BigBrother #bigbrother22 #BigBrotherAllStars2

@TedYoho You should be ashamed of your actions

@ndrewlerner Werq! (Also for some reason my family is gonna get this notification lol)

otters and twinks and BEARS oh my!

@athombs 🤞🏻🖤

@lemongeorgelime Omg

um....!!!

@Johnatron4000 Well damn. They found you!

Love my fans (do NOT fuck with cats)

@JonErlichman @ScottMonty @ZachDorsen check this

10 year stock returns: Domino’s Pizza: +2,885% Netflix: +2,325% Amazon: +1,967% Adobe: 1,181% Apple: +836% Microsoft: +632% Google: +478% Starbucks: +463% Nike: +433% eBay: +400% Disney: +237% McDonald’s: +172% Walmart: +132% Best Buy: +89% Coca-Cola: +77% FedEx: +65% AT&T: +21%

@ndrewlerner Ooo that’s tough. Kit Kat > Twix > Snickers > Reece’s

TWIX > KIT KAT > REESES > SNICKERS @ me