Best part of waking up is Covfefe in your cup!

@pmcafrica Learn to work on your own stuff or pay the stupid bill, those are your choices.

This took 6 mins and labor charge was 3 hrs, how much did it cost 😩

@JeffreyLuscombe Because they never get built, the money just disappears into bribes and kickbacks. That and they don't make sense in a spread out country like the US.

Why do Conservatives hate this so much? Anyone?

@larayapmaaq My wife looked just like she did before pregnancy within 4 months, Only had more hips after, which I was more than ok with.

Doğum sonrası karnımız böyle mi görünecek gerçekten korkunçç. Erkekler keyfini sürerken biz neden bunu yaşıyoruz??

@RickD_GK Don't do silly dances and make vids on company time. seems like a simple idea.

@TexasCowgrl1111 Oil prices based on oil futures on wallstreet. any excuse to run them up and sell and take profits.

I have a question, if we have so much oil, why the hell are our gas prices so high? Please explain to me like I’m 7

@_sorrengailll disagree, Single party people in their 30's look old as as shit. Its not age, its the mileage.

Unpopular Opinion: Having kids is what ages you. Which is why all these people in their early 20s that have kids look 50 by the time they hit 30. And the childless 30yr olds look like they are still in their 20s.

@p8stie All women should be below 120 lbs. see how that works.

All men should have a 6 pack

@BlackLabelAdvsr I'm not giving away $1500-$2000/mo to a black hole. The home has value as long as it maintained.

Owning a home is a money pit. If someone tells you otherwise, they’re lying to you. I’ve lost track of how much I’ve invested in my yard, AC system, air filters, plumbing repairs, water filtration, bidet filters, mold repair, painting, fence replacement, etc. Be warned!

@PeterSweden7 The US has never been a democracy. Its a republic.

86% of left-wing voters in Sweden believe the USA isn't a democracy anymore. 52% of right-wing voters in Sweden believe the USA isn't a democracy anymore. In Sweden, people are very brainwashed.

@MbarkCherguia Ick, she's 3 years from 300lbs.

Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

@krislen83654 @CourtOfLoreHQ @ShannonJoyRadio He had a scratch on his ear, scratches heal. Doesn't mean the bullet was inches from killing him.

@CourtOfLoreHQ @ShannonJoyRadio Ear cartilage doesn't regrow. Leaves permanent damages...he has none and never had any. A for the guy shot behind him.... collateral damage or crisis actor... your choice.

Everyone knows Trump's 'assassination attempt' was fake as hell at this point right? It's almost embarrassing TBH. New footage from WAPO ---->

@_TheBlueTorch They don't mess with anyone that doesn't mess with them. pretty easy solution there.

"Why would you care about ICE being around if you're a US citizen???" BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN SHOOTING AND ARRESTING US CITIZENS WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??

@CrazyFenaker @BeingJWood The democrats are only about 30-40% the rest could care less about politics.

How the hell does Trump have 40% approval? What’s it going to take people?

@RealColinHudson @DatingTaxi This is the main reason men like younger women. The less baggage, the better the women is to you.

@DatingTaxi Modern Women are terrible, unfortunately if you didn’t get one of the good ones before 20, you’re SOL. You’re better off cutting your losses and living life your yourself. Eye the 18-20 market, sometimes they’re yet to be corrupted.

81% of single men say they're not interested in dating anymore. What's happening?

@DatingTaxi Women are generally toxic.

@WallStreetMav She gets whatever she asks for... its apparently abusive to communicate with your spouse.

🤔🤔🤔

@jonbrooks We are the next generation

Are we all cool to just kick this massive debt problem to the next generation?

@Irish_Jeff @lady_valor_07 Most guys like this wouldn't take the help if you forced them.

A guy who probably works his arse off and still can barely afford formula and diapers for his baby with very little left over for food. A sad story about the current state of the union in the US. Cutting Medicaid, SNAP, WIC and children's health insurance in exchange for Trump lining his pockets with gold and verbally and physically assaulting ever nation on Earth.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@FuckYouLosers1 @lady_valor_07 A dad and a hard worker.. you are calloused.

@lady_valor_07 He looks like a Trump voter so its hard to feel any sympathy

@BeingJWood I can't imagine a better one. I'm perfectly happy.

I can’t imagine a worse president than Donald Trump. I’ve tried but I can’t.