Jonathan Young
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Jonathan Young
@jdyoung455
UIUC Aerospace Engineering student. Illini Solar Car Team. Director of Music/Organist. Anti-idiocy. Keeper of a great and spacious block list. He/him
Flyover country Katılım Ekim 2015
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Ohhhhh a major silver lining of the TikTok ban is we can finally go to the gym without random people who think they’re fitness influencers filming everything
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Watching Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time.
"I was thinking of a 17th-century grand piano..."
*eye starts twitching*
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@brandosm Report: Pandora Concerned Negative Consequences May Result from Box Someone Opened
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If only he had the bravery to vanquish the prime threat when he had the chance.
Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen
Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.” ft.com/content/11d29c…
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@KirtonMcBonky One of the problems with songs like this is the writer thinks, "Oh, it's easy to set a text to music" and then you end up with a bunch of people singing "pa-tient-LY" when we don't pronounce it that way
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when you wanna drop a music video for your really awful mormon song but you only know white people
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The "little death" is a Renaissance euphemism for orgasm (see Arcadelt's "Il bianco e dolce cigno" which every music history student encounters their first semester) and this is why the humanities are important, thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Rebecca@Blondes_tweets
I don’t understand how people don’t co-sleep. I know folks that put their babies in other rooms at 4 or 5 months to provide them “structure” or routine. Sleep is not called the little death for nothing. You cross the rubicon of consciousness…in a tiny baby, one that has only known the smell and sound of his/her own mother, leaving that baby alone to traverse this frightening experience is inhumane. Co-sleep with your baby. It’s the way we are meant to sleep.
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These two *unelected* dipshits deciding what's "antidemocratic"
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This Jeep With An ‘Ohio’ Grille Inspired A Word Puzzle I Challenge You To Try theautopian.com/this-jeep-with…
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I, personally, look forward to public policy once again set by 2am tweetstorm, and living in constant fear that the president will start a nuclear exchange because he got offended by a world leader he knows only as "Mr. [country name]"
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@_Cultch "How about the Nazi party" is quite the rhetorical question given the Mormon church's positions in WW2 Germany
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Watching people take 20 minutes to fill out a ballot--clearly reading initiatives for the first time--never fails to disabuse me of the notion that the US electorate as a whole is reasoned and well-informed
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@AuroraAfterglow @MtStHelensWA Watching a film adaptation of Fahrenheit 451 instead of reading it is completely antithetical to the message of the book
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@MtStHelensWA Im surprised by the number of people who haven't read or watched Ferinheight 451
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It’s becoming quite clear not many people have read 1984 🙃
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Slate has posted an article on The Youths using "chat", which means "chat" is now officially over, which means I can start using it. What do you think of that, chat?
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Time for my annual tradition of sitting in my living room in the dark, pretending I'm not at home, and demolishing a family size bag of Reese's Minis
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This shark is older than Buxtehude
The Figen@TheFigen_
A Greenland Shark that was located in Arctic Ocean. He’s been wandering the ocean since 1627.
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@BlueMontreux Meanwhile Galileo, watching chandeliers swing at church, figured out the equation of motion of a pendulum
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It blows my mind to see people talk about a "fertility crisis" when we are adding the equivalent of one United States to the global population approximately every five years right now
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This is such a batshit take, imagine if we applied it to literally any other organization
"Sir, two of our planes crashed inexplicably, killing 346 people!"
"All flaws are weeded out in time"
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