jeauxlean

@himbo_anonymous this, a mug of shitty coffee, and a greek skillet could cure cancer

Water from this cup will save you

watching survivor worlds apart and im liiivvvingggg i wish newer seasons could be made up of evil people who all hate each other

@mechaaanic come to michigan i’ll make you soup

@jeauxlean hiiii imy

watching alien romulus and ohhhh my god the last half hour is so fucked

wait this isnt bluesky. hello

if my friend was pregnant and got got by the xenomorph i simply would not have taken her with me

theyre gonna invade spain and kill that man dead tjahshehahdvavdb

these leaks are so insane lmfao today is 9/11 for the pokemon company

@RodsRodRods hey

I seriously need a way to turn off every manner of texting, dming and messaging function on my phone whenever I have a boner

wait i thot i was on bluesky…… heyyy how yall doin

this double moss mother reprise is getting me girls omg these lesbians…

got around to watching invincible this shit is so good…… is it like a law that viltrumites have to have mustaches tho

hi

@beckyvenus ate up like gummy bears yuppp

tasmanian devils give birth to dozens of pinkies (also called imps), but mothers only have 4 teats. whichever four pinkies find a teat and begin to suckle first get to survive and all the losers are consumed by their own mother.

now replace “chickorita” with “women”….. not so funny now is it?

@rupi__ youve had f slur privileges for at least a decade and ive never seen you take advantage of it

@plantdadcatdad can i see 🥺

@jeauxlean me but with my arms earlier

chest day listening to abracadabra

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