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@jebediah67

Katılım Nisan 2021
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asking the server questions like “how much ranch are you allowed to give me?”
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i don’t know why lesbians don’t like me i’m something like a lesbian myself
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i wonder if anyone else knows that i’m a person or if that secret has been kept under wraps
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can you guys like some of my other tweets too i’m bored
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@jebediah67 ok but like genuinely what if you said the incantation 3 times and then he just like. actually appeared how would you react would you chalk it up to coincidence or would you truly believe in nuru guru juju
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like 8 years this homeless guy told me that if i’m ever in any trouble all i had to do was say “nuru guru juju” and that’s when he will appear and he’ll handle it. i haven’t had to use it yet but one day…
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@seattleiminyou i don’t want to but at some point i might have to
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@jebediah67 Hmm idk if I want to summon him
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i forgot to mention that i have to say it 3x fast. that part is important
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the most annoying people in the world always talk to me when i wear my weezer shirt
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what fresh hell is this?
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i am confusion
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two poops friendship
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that’s not something i’m going to dignify
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i feel like i’m always on the verge of a panic attack but nothing ever happens… wat that mean?
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love when people tell me to be more confident like trust me that is not the issue
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i cooked frog legs and they’re not good at all tbh
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coworker that i’m in love with asked me if her eyes looked normal… like c’mon don’t ask me to look into your eyes please don’t do this to me
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sure yeah you’re right i actually am the worst person in the world
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