Jessica Henderson

I’m at the point in my life where I’d eat a dodgy garage pie on a Sunday if it meant I could get out of work for a few days.

@Cthulhucachoo Moloko 👌😭😍

This was hard!

Why is off brand kak papier R174.00 for 18 rolls????

A scrap dealer around the corner from my moms work was weighing some copper wire (obvs stolen) and turned out the bag to make sure it wasn't weighted and out fell a whole arm. An arm. An entire severed limb.

The ladies loo was out of service today so everyone was using the same toilet. 10 minutes after it was cleaned, someone ejaculated all over the toilet just before I went in. My guys... the disgust in me is so strong. Its not a common loo issue, its a human issue. Like why 🤢

Every single night she does this and every night I scream.

Violet: Viley, Big Girl Vega: Mr Bomb, Butts, Grumps Finley: Beans, Finklesteen, Stink Paisley: Pickle Wish, Leeshie Minkie: Smol Girl, Minkolinkie Max: Smaaaaaks, Smack-a-la-kack

Saw Jupiter this morning while making coffee and I was like fuck man, I need nighttime glasses, if the stars are blurred so massive, imagine the streetlights 🤦‍♀️

I love to push the serotonin button in my brain so I am constantly "on" until I hit creative burnout. Two weeks of up and three weeks of clawing myself back from the edge.

@LeahJazzLive Lubricants also. An additional 7% on top of the 15% tax. 🤢

This thread changed my life.

I opened the Sanral app to report some potholes in the area... but never mind 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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So rationally I know I have ptsd. But hearing someone say, yeah, you're right, its ptsd, is a bit devastating.

My actual favorite ring. I love the rose gold and blue 💙

Working on some designs for a Spinel my husband bought me for my birthday 😊

I'm very lucky that I get to do what I love. And then, on top of it, I get to make rings like this!

@TheZombieVader I love how moody this colour pallet is 😍

This is how a pillow works...

Just minding my own business and this smol bitch must lay on my back. Ps, SQUISH IT!

I love them 😍

Got a call this morning from a distraught mother. Her little girl (5) contracted listeriosis in the womb after she (her mother) ate contaminated polony produced and distributed by Tiger Brands at their Polokwane factory.