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Listen to the chat GPT response.

A Gazan man stands in front of a group of IDF soldiers, steps back, trips, and plays dead😂🤣 Count how many “journalists” you see rushing onto the scene, and how long it took an ambulance to arrive? So many things over the last three years that have happened in Gaza were so well choreographed and preplanned to ensure that you, the audience, bought into every second of it. Pallywood has worked overtime.

Comedian Nikita Miller was nearly killed by a migrant who attacked him inside Bremen Central Station. The migrant was released on the same night as the stabbing. According to Miller, the court stated that the migrant “no longer poses any danger.” The charge was also reduced to bodily harm instead of attempted murder, which Miller said was because the court argued that the migrant stopped the assault before killing him. However, Miller told the court that he only survived the random attack because he fought back, and that the migrant only stopped because the blade broke off. During the attack, Miller suffered five serious stab wounds, including a 15cm wound to his head. He later told the German news outlet Express that the suspect was granted German citizenship despite the attack. The comedian has since moved to Norway, saying that if anything were to happen to his wife or family, he would not want to deal with the German criminal justice system again. “I won’t survive it a second time,” he said.

What happens when Elliot Page replaces Brad Pitt as Achilles Brilliant 👏

Sean Strickland apologized to Khamzat Chimaev before the decision 😳 “Hey Chimaev, whatever happens, I wanna apologize. I went too far and I’m sorry.”